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| by Roger T. Pipe |
November 1, 1998
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Welcome readers. One of my all time favorite porn stars is back behind the camera after a long hiatus. Alicia Rio, in spite all of her personal and legal trials and tribulations over the past three years, is said to be in fine shape and looking excellent.
No word on when we can expect the new Alicia titles to hit the store shelves, but rest assured, I'll be reviewing them right away.
Alicia also played an key role in a somewhat unpleasant story this month. I warn those of you readers with sensitive stomachs, this one may be quite upsetting.
While working together on a recent Metro set, Alicia and Mark Davis were getting into some pretty serious oral sex. It seems Alicia is quite fond of having a big cock shoved down her throat. Mark has happy to oblige, but got a bit of a shock when his tonsil tattering became too intense and Alicia sent her lunch hurling back up, dousing Mark's dick with partially digested sustenance.
While this may be a Max Hardcore wet dream, Mark was said to be less than amused.
As if that weren't enough, Mark had another bodily function run in with a new girl. Seems this girl was about to do her first anal scene a bit later and had taken an enema in preparation.
Right in the middle of her scene with Mark, the enema kicked in, letting loose a flood of rather messy stuff. To make matters worse, she was riding him reverse cowgirl, this giving Mark a bird's eye view of the events as they unfolded, or were unleashed as the case may be. Mark is said to have cleaned up, finished and finished his scene like a professional. The un-named new girl was reported to be a little crushed when no one would work with her for the rest of that day.
Sad news on the relationship front this month. Reports say that Elegant Angel contract girl, and total babe, Roxanne Hall has split from husband John Decker. No word on just what pushed the relationship over the edge, but sources close to the couple say that they may have just been too different to make it. I'm sure they will both continue working, especially after Elegant sent beautiful publicity photos of Roxanne, topless even, to all of us happy media folks.
I guess all that commotion Jessica Darlin made about not getting treated well as a contract girl at Elegant may have rattled some cages after all. Oh and please, no topless photos of John, I beg you.
Speaking of Roxanne Hall, Elegant Angel has announced that she will be doing her first gang bang scene soon. In fact, they are taking ideas for just how this event should transpire.
If you can think of how Roxanne should be banged, send them to Roxanne Hall, c/o Excalibur Films, 3621 W. Commonwealth, Fullerton, CA 92833.
Sin City contract star Nikki Lynn got a good bit of ink recently when the Phoenix New Times featured her in a story.
The piece covered her life as a porn star and a mom. Though I am sure the article was well researched, I'll bet it left out much of what has made Nikki a star. Unless the paper is going in a new direction and is showing steamy sex, that is.
Has anyone seen this contest put on by Elegant Angel? It's a trivia contest based on Elegant's catalog of fine smut with the prize being a kick ass Harley. I figured I'd give the questions a look and was floored. These suckers are hard. Anyone who knows that much about porn, that much detail must spend far more time than I in front of the screen.
My hat is already off to whoever wins that contest, but tell me un-named winner. How are you going to ride that hog with your hand, permanently fused to your unit?
Sad news on the health front as well. No, not another HIV case.
Bianca Trump, just as her comeback was really picking up speed, has recently developed some rather serious heath issues relating from a ruptured silicone implant. The rupture caused a nasty infection and will force Ms. Trump under the knife to have her implants removed. Word at this time is that she will have them replaced with saline implants, though fan sentiment seems to be pushing her towards giving it a go au natural.
Either way, I wish her a speedy recovery. A quick not to Bianca, you know this may be seen as a rather extreme way to go about ducking that blowjob you keep promising me. A simple "I have a headache" would do. Or if that didn't work, you could always try the Alicia Rio maneuver.
Someone asked me the other day about Alyssa Love and Holli Woods. Well, last I heard, Alyssa was still living in Texas, happy to be away from porn. Holli had seemed to vanish as well, but now, according to a PR mailing I just got from Zane, she is back. Holli is now in charge of PR over at Zane. No word on whether she will be performing on camera as well.
Personally, I hope she has time to do both since I've always thought she was a total hottie. (Yes, in spite that big Manson tattoo In any case, Holli's arrival would seem to signal an end to Jef Hickey's tenure at Zane. I'm sure he will pop again somewhere soon. Jef has a knack for doing just that.
Ironically, since Holli and Alyssa were best friends and since Alyssa and Jef were an item, it is highly possible that this is not the first time Holli has stepped in and taken over for Jef. That's just speculation on part of course, but it does make for a nice visual doesn't it?
What would a Pipeline be with some celebrity sex vid news and a few shameless plugs. So, to close, how about these tidbits.
The much talked about Anna Nicole Smith, adult feature, "Anna Nicole-Exposed" is finally out. Though it is nowhere close to being hard-core, the tape does show us Anna in a far more sexualized light than ever before. I'll review it for next month, but at first glance, she looks trim, tan and ready to be boned silly.
This comes as rumors are heating up about some photos and maybe a video of a certain 'Screamer' and a certain former porn starlet. Party of five? Only in the European version.
How about a big shout out to the Pipeline. This marks the one year anniversary of the net's fastest growing news and gossip column. Thanks to some patient editors at Excalibur Films and countless contributors, the Pipeline now proudly enters year number two. Thanks everyone.
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