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Ruby First off, I want to say I'm really a dark brunette.
John Douglas I thought maybe you were really blonde.
Ruby I'm very Greek. I have got some pictures that would freak you out.
John Douglas Really! Greek!
Ruby Yup!
John Douglas But you don't have hairy arms.
Ruby I do though. I got lots of peach fuzz on my ass. And if I let my bush grow
in, you'd be caught in a forest.
John Douglas Really. So you got peach fuzz on your ass. You are going to have to show us by the end of the interview. Just to prove it.
John Douglas Just to prove it.
Ruby You can see it...
John Douglas Can we take a balloon and rub it on your ass...
John Douglas ...just to see if it makes static electricity.
Ruby I have hair going straight up my back.
John Douglas Oooo, a little treasure trail on the other side. That is cool!
Ruby I have to be careful, cause it's so much darker than my head hair.
John Douglas So if you wanted to, you could move into the fetish lines, like the hairy women ones.
(They all laugh)
John Douglas "Fuck it, I'm gonna let it all grow in".
Ruby Oh God! To me that's not attractive.
John Douglas I don't think it's attractive either, but there are some guys out there...
Ruby Yeah, there are some guys that really dig that.
Ruby By the way, a lot of guys reading this have a real bad concept on what we do for a living. I just want
to take this opportunity to tell everybody, "That we don't fuck as much as you think we fuck."
John Douglas You just completely shattered a million losers fantasies right now.
Ruby Well you gotta think about it for a minute. First you got business. You got to get the business taken care of, or you're gonna starve. But it's nice
to have some scheduled cock.
(They all laugh)
Ruby I have a stable. I'm kind of a matriarchal woman. I like many men in a stable.
John Douglas Wow!
Ruby That's my thing.
John Douglas Ever bring girls home for you and your husband.
Ruby Yeah, I have, but I never push anybody. I grow real conscience of everybody not doing something they don't want to do.
Ruby You don't want to compromise yourself or your self dignity or your self esteem. If it isn't what you do or feel comfortable doing, I mean, you could feel comfortable doing a triple anal or something but if you like it and it's your thing that's great.
John Douglas So what's the wildest thing that you've done so far?
Ruby Oh Jesus! What genre!
(They all laugh)
John Douglas So you mean there is a whole slew of wild things you've done.
Ruby I had 3 slaves at one time. I'm pretty dom. I like that.
John Douglas Now was it like full fledge punishment, or was it like "tease, tease." (John makes whipping motion with his hand.)
Ruby Full fledge punishment.
John Douglas Do you have a dungeon?
Ruby No, I don't have a dungeon. I don't do it...like all the things I do, I do so many different things, so that nothing gets boring. It all pays. I just
make sure it pays adequate. So when I get the itch for it, is when I'll go out and look for it, find somebody that is willing to pay for my services, I will go from there.
John Douglas So basically these guys that think, "Wow, I'm going to CES, or I'm going to VSDA, I'm going to where these girls are featured...pretty slim chance of them getting some action from you there.
Ruby That's not necessarily true.
John Douglas Oh really! Has that ever happened?
Ruby I was on the road, I was ahhh... OK, I was a dog.
John Douglas So what were you like when you were younger?
Ruby Well, I lost my virginity at 15.
John Douglas That's almost standard.
Ruby That's a medium age I think. But tell you what. The difference with me I think was...
John Douglas ...Seven guys at once.
Ruby No! I haven't had 7 guys at once. I've had 3 guys once. That's nice though.
(They laugh)
Ruby I would experiment young. I started masturbating very early. Conscience masturbation. I started around age seven with a hand held shower nozzle. So I
was masturbating...
John Douglas Taking those long, long showers.
Ruby ...then my mother told my dad what I was doing one day.
John Douglas What did she do, just walk in on you?
Ruby No, my Mom just figured it out because she was a dog herself too. (They laugh)
Ruby That's another thing, the genetics were there, if you know what I mean. My dad said, "That's normal." I was like, "Cool!" I remember one time when I was particularly stressed out, I was in the bathtub for the third time that day. My friend is in the living room, and my dad calls, and my friend tells my dad, "She's in the bathtub." My dad tells her, "Jeez!
Ruby That's the third time today!" When I started really losing it, I had been reading Penthouse magazine when I was 10 years old. I used to force my grandmother to buy it
for me.
John Douglas Grandma was buying you Penthouse!
Ruby Yeah, you can get anything from Grandma, come on. Especially if you are a cute little girl.
Ruby I read all the fantasies in the Penthouse Forum section. Forum was my favorite. I would look at the pictures you know, but I wasn't really active that way at all. I did have my first sexual experience with my friend when I was 15 years old.
John Douglas Girl/Girl?
Ruby Yes. Scared the shit out of me, cause we didn't know what to do.
John Douglas Before or after you did it.
Ruby After.
John Douglas You both just acted on impulse!
Ruby Well we were mixing Scotch and Root Beer.
John Douglas There you go.
Ruby I wasn't a drinker, so that must have been a contributing factor.
Ruby We were experimenting, you know. Later, I fucked my way through high school. I just fucked all the guys. Looking back, I must have really weirded out some of these guys out.
John Douglas Because...
Ruby Because I would say to them, "Hey, let's try that out."
John Douglas Did you get like "Most Popular" awards in school?
Ruby No.
John Douglas Most likely to "Take it in the ass" award.
Ruby That's funny, cause I don't take it in the ass. I tried. It hasn't been successful yet.
John Douglas Need a smaller guy. (John raises his hand)
Ruby No, it's more of...
John Douglas (Snapping his finger in disappointment) Man, I thought I had it.
Ruby I'm real stocky. I'm a stocky girl, you know. I did the gymnastics thing for a long time.
John Douglas So you have a real tight schvinky back there.
Ruby I love having it licked though. I love having my asshole licked.
John Douglas Wow!
Ruby Just for everybody who might be reading this.
John Douglas There's something wild I heard about you, that you basically could have been a twin.
Ruby I've heard that if you have a duplicate of more than 3 organs, than you are considered an incomplete twin. And I have 4 kidneys, 4 urethra tubes...
John Douglas Really!
Ruby ...and since the adrenal glands grow on top of the kidneys, I assume I have 4 adrenal glands.
Ruby That would explain my sex drive. It would also explain my muscularity, and vascularity. And my workaholism. I get the same sexual rush from either dancing on stage or having sex. It is unreal. So I need to find out more. I need to have myself checked out more thoroughly. I'll probably go over to Cal State Northridge or something and say, "Hey, guess what!"
John Douglas So do you drink a lot?
John Douglas That's your liver you idiot.
John Douglas Well can you pee a lot then?
Ruby I do go a lot sometimes.
John Douglas See, so you have both fetishes taken care of. You can do the hairy women thing and then peeing videos.
Ruby Peeing videos! (They all crack up laughing)
John Douglas You will be the hugest thing to take Japan!
John Douglas You'll be bigger than the Olson Twins! (They laugh)
John Douglas She can go on tour and fill up cups with her pee from across the stage.
John Douglas I heard you destroyed a piece of machinery on a movie set.
Ruby That would be "Seymore Butt's Squirters." I didn't squirt! We tried everything humanly possible to squirt and I even broke the vibrator we were using. I broke the big expensive vibrator.
John Douglas This is like an AC powered one that plugs into a wall.
Ruby Yeah, I stopped the motor.
John Douglas This is like an industrial strength one.
Ruby Well, I stopped the motor anyway.
John Douglas You stopped the motor.
Ruby Well, I have very good control of my pelvic muscles.
John Douglas I don't even know if I want to fantasize about that.
Ruby I was really loud in the film too. Sometimes when I come, my face gets all screwy.
John Douglas Did, like smoke come out... (motioning to his crotch area)
Ruby No, but I fogged up my glasses. When I fuck with my glasses on...
Ruby (looking into the camera)....You guys don't get to see me fuck with my glasses, but I do it, at home.
John Douglas Really!
Ruby Oh yeah!
John Douglas Why, so you can see who you are fucking?
Ruby I'm really blind.
John Douglas You can't see without your glasses?
Ruby No, I'm blind.
John Douglas Heard you did something wild on a Playboy set.
Ruby It was a Christmas thing, and I gave Santa head.
John Douglas On Playboy!
John Douglas Oh man!
John Douglas You were hoping to get great gifts that year.
John Douglas That institution is destroyed.
Ruby Well...
John Douglas He was waiting for his milk and cookies, and you get between his legs.
John Douglas Santa only cums once a year.
Ruby Stuff my stocking!
John Douglas Well it's been a blast to hang out with you.
Ruby I had a great time. If my fans want to really see me and get very close, they can come see me at the Bunnyranch in Nevada.
John Douglas That's the legal brothel right?
Ruby You bet!
John Douglas I better start saving my money now.
Ruby You dog!
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