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| Monique (Laughing) Hi! That belongs to me, my booty.
John Douglas You got a kicking behind!
Monique Thank you!
John Douglas It's barely covered up. I saw Dave got some shots there.
Monique Yes, they are very low…I actually had to shave my pussy hairs to get into this. They were…protruding. (Making a shush sign with her finger to her lips)
John Douglas I thought maybe they shrunk in the wash or something like that.
Monique No, I bought them like that. I bought them online and it said "Extreme Low" and when they came to my house they were really extreme low, I didn't think they were gonna be that low.
John Douglas You can barely even consider them pants.
Monique Yea, I have to be completely shaved.
John Douglas So what have been up to this past year movie wise?
Monique Well, I'm directing now. My directorial debut is called, "Monique's Sexoholics".
John Douglas Congratulations!
Monique Thank you very much. I enjoy it…filming from a female's point of view. I'm very freaky and very nasty.
John Douglas What is the theme to your movie? Is there a particular subject matter that you cover?
Monique Pretty much it's all sex. You know how guys go to Alcoholic Anonymous and say I'm so and so and I'm an alcoholic, well if different with, "Hi, I'm Monique and I'm a Sexoholic", that's our direction. The whole video is about girls who are Sexoholics.
John Douglas They just can't get enough.
Monique Yes.
John Douglas Mourning, Noon & Night!
Monique Yes!
John Douglas They don't go through a 12 step program and get cured do they? That would be a downbeat movie.
Monique That sounds like a gangbang movie…12 step.
John Douglas (Laughing)
Monique That would cure them right up!
John Douglas Exactly! Well obvious they can find out more about this title from your website, right.
Monique Yes, and that would be Monique's Web Dot Com
John Douglas Monique's Web Dot Com
Monique So if you want some hardcore, nasty, in your face type shit, Monique's Web Dot Com.
John Douglas That's excellent. Any other titles you could recommend to your fans that you have been in.
Monique Really I've been concentrating on the Sexoholics thing, it's my third edition. It's been nominated for Best Ethnic Themed Video here at the AVN Awards. I'm very happy about that. I like using my head…I like using my body too, but like using both.
John Douglas The Ethnic Themed stuff is hugely popular.
Monique Finally! When I first started, it wasn't as popular.
John Douglas You were defiantly one of the pioneers of it.
Monique You can't get rid of me, I'm a Sexoholic!
John Douglas You ARE a sexoholic…what's the point in getting rid of you. You just like doing it too much.
Monique It's bad because, I think about sex, WHILE I'm having sex!
John Douglas Thinking about doing the next guy.
Monique Yeah, yeah! Exactly!
John Douglas I do like the ethnic stuff, although, I was thinking about that phrase, "The darker the berry, the sweeter the juices."
Monique Right, they say that.
John Douglas Is that true?
Monique Why don't you tell me.
John Douglas Well the reason I'm thinking if that's true, that would mean Whoopi Goldberg's pussy would taste better than Halle Berry.
Monique (Laughing)
John Douglas And there is something very, very wrong to that to me.
Monique Maybe we should rephrase that then…
John Douglas Maybe it's the packaging…what the berry comes in.
Monique I would prefer Halle Berry over Whoopi…sorry Whoopi.
John Douglas You're funny and all, but when it comes to banging. (Looking grossed out) OK, are you ready for the "5 Stupid Questions"?
Monique Sure am.
John Douglas OK, Question #1: What did you want to be when you grew up?
Monique I love kids, and I had went to school to be a pediatrician.
John Douglas REALLY! A pediatrician.
Monique I love children. I'm like a big kid myself. I love Chuck E. Cheese…the way to my heart is take me to Chuck E. Cheese.
John Douglas There you go, you ask her out for the first date, take her to Chuck E. Cheese and throw some tokens in your hand, and you'll get her in the sack right away.
Monique (Laughing) There you go! (Giving a thumbs up sign)
John Douglas Question #2: (Laughing) What is your favorite fast food place? Besides Chuck E. Cheese.
Monique Awww…In & Out.
John Douglas Owww…nicccceee.
(Both laughing)
Monique I REALLY like In & Out.
John Douglas She likes In & Out a lot. She's an In & Out-O-holic.
Monique (Laughing)
John Douglas Question #3: Do you remain friends with your ex-lovers?
Monique No, I don't. No.
John Douglas You get vindictive and bitter, and once they are gone, you say, "That Bastard! Why was I with them in the first place!"
Monique Pretty much. You said it exactly.
John Douglas "Your gone. Your yesterday's news." Question #4: Do you have any fetishes?
Monique An ass fetish.
John Douglas You got an ass fetish?
Monique Yeah, women's ass, men's ass…I love the shape of a woman's ass, doggie style, in heels. An ass fetish.
John Douglas You're big into the butts. It makes sense considering your great ass.
Monique I can't really see it and enjoy it though. (Points to girl in next booth) I've been looking at that nice ass all day.
John Douglas That is a nice ass. (Just then another hot girl walks into the shot) You can go through, that's a really nice ass too. Look at that ass…oh my.
Monique Ga donk a donk!
John Douglas (Laughing)
Monique Niccceee!!!
John Douglas And the final question, I actually already know the answer to this one. Iny or Outy?
Monique Looking confused) Oh, my bellybutton?
John Douglas What else would be Iny or Outy?
Monique It's an Outy, (then points to her luscious butt) but I like to go Iny!
John Douglas (Laughing) Well thank you again for talking with us. It's a pleasure to always get to hang out with you.
Monique Me too.
John Douglas Good luck with Sex-O-Holics.
Monique Thank you!
John Douglas Go win lots of awards tonight.
Monique I hope so…or just go get laid....either or.
John Douglas Either or. Yeah, screw the awards.
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