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| Lyric Bondage…(giggling) are you trying to discipline me.
John Douglas I'm just gonna hook you onto my belt. (Looking at the camera) Are we rolling?
(Off camera - ON THE AIR)
John Douglas We're on the air, how embarrassing. I was caught talking dirty to a girl.
Lyric I think he was about to bend me over and spank me.
John Douglas (Laughing) Well…my dirty little secret is out. Hey everybody, this is your good buddy, John Douglas, back on the floor of the AEE 2004. We are at the Python Picture booth. The reason why, we stick around the booths, isn't so much that we like the guys running the booths, but is because they have hot chicks there and pimp them out to us. And they know how much I like them little brunettes.
Lyric (Laughing)
John Douglas So the publicist threw me this one. And the lovely lady next to me is.
Lyric Hi, I'm Lyric.
John Douglas I love that name.
Lyric Thank you.
John Douglas That is very, very …almost poetic. Beautiful and lyrical.
Lyric Yea! Actually my girlfriend named me that. She's also in the business. It kinda ties in with what I do.
John Douglas Into music?
Lyric Well, music is a passion of mine, it's in the making.
John Douglas So, you like to listen to it or do you like to sing?
Lyric Both. Love to dance. Music is my blood.
John Douglas What type of stuff do you sing? What's your format of choice?
Lyric Ummmm…I'd have to say, it would have to be R&B, Hip-Hop, maybe Groove.
John Douglas Grooving.
Lyric Maybe some Blues.
John Douglas Blues! What a second, you are far to young to even know what Blues are.
Lyric You know, as long as it sounds good. You can usually make a lot of stuff work.
John Douglas Who's your favorite Blues singer?
Lyric Blues singer…BB King.
John Douglas BB King…awwww…that's easy. Give me another one.
Lyric I'm not very with depth with Blues…
John Douglas Throw out another one. Someone only Jazz people would know.
Lyric I'm not really in depth with blues (a little annoyed with John) if you play I might say, "Oh, I like that. That sounds hot". There's a radio station out in LA, I don't know what is, but late at night, they play some Blues, sometimes some Trance. There's no specifics, it's just, "Oooo, that sounds good".
John Douglas What do you think of these girls like, Brittany Spears and Christina Agulera and their ability to be able to sing?
Lyric like it, it's hot.
John Douglas Oh come on. You gotta dump on them, you gotta trash on them.
Lyric No, why? They're doing their thing. Christina is beautiful, Brittany is beautiful, they're hot, they're sexy.
John Douglas Yea, you notice when she talked about those singers, she said they're beautiful.
Lyric They're sexy.
John Douglas Nothing about their ability to sing there.
Lyric Christina Agulera can fucking sing.
John Douglas She can belt.
Lyric She can fucking sing. And Brittany can dance.
John Douglas So when your not singing (looking straight at her) the Blues…
Lyric (Looking embarrassed)
John Douglas …what are you doing?
Lyric Porn.
John Douglas Porn?
Lyric Let's see, what do I do? There's a lot of different stuff that I do.
John Douglas Well the guys at home, the whackers at home, they're mostly interested in the porn stuff. Let's go to the porn stuff. What sort of porn movies have you done? I should ask…is that a bad thing…should I be calling them Adult Entertainment?
Lyric No, it's the same thing.
John Douglas Is Porn an offensive term to you?
Lyric No, not at all.
John Douglas No, it's kinda cool?
Lyric It is what it is.
John Douglas Then you are a porn star then?
Lyric A porn star…don't know if I'm a porn star. I'm a star…for sure I'm a star. I'm kinda new in the business. I got involved like 6, 7 months ago. I paced myself and I like it.
John Douglas How many films did you do in 6, 7 months time?
Lyric Probably like 20, close to 30.
John Douglas That's about average, right…is that a little or lot?
Lyric I don't know. I really don't know. To me it's cool. Sometimes I wanna work, sometimes I don't. It just depends.
John Douglas As a side note, you left your headlights on. (Pointing and touching her nipple popping through her shirt)
Lyric Oh my God! (Shocked)
John Douglas That was just a lame excuse to tough her nipple. I was leading up asking about some of the titles that you have done.
Lyric I actually have shot one with Python Pictures and that was "Cream #2".
John Douglas "Cream 2". And if you can see the background (Editor: No you are blocking the shot John) that's her Big Ass Picture back there that she said to me. The thing is, I have my hand back here (on her ass) it isn't a big ass. So what did you do in Cream..did you do boys or girls?
Lyric I did both.
John Douglas You do both! Who do you prefer?
Lyric Girls.
John Douglas You know…the thing is…there's more guys watching this…say guys.
Lyric I mean…guys too…you know…guys are fun. Girls are funner.
John Douglas Chicks are hot. (Somewhere we hear Bevis and Butthead laughing)
Lyric Actually, no one has me with just a girl/girl.
John Douglas Really.
Lyric No one, not yet.
John Douglas Saving that for someone special?
Lyric Maybe.
John Douglas Your wedding night or something.
Lyric (Laughing) Soooo…
John Douglas So, OK, sorry, I got distracted again by the nipple, and just lost track of time. She's trying to suck her nipples in and it's just not possible. She's sitting there trying to draw them in, pull them in. So, we were talking before hand about websites. And I was saying, "Oh, do you want me to give out your website address?" and you said no, but can I give out my email address! This is a first.
Lyric Well, it's strictly for people I meet, who know what I do, so basically I can get a fan base going, so I can let them know when it's ready, cause it's in the making and should be done soon.
John Douglas So, that's cool. So what's the email address?
Lyric LyricLipps@hotmail.com
John Douglas Oh, hotmail, that's cool. So you can just ditch that one once all of the fucking weirdoes start writing in that watch our show. So, are you ready for the 5 Stupid Questions?
Lyric I gotta answer questions?
John Douglas You have to answer questions. They're really tricking like Trigonometry and World History.
Lyric (Looking very scared)
John Douglas I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Question #1: At what point should a porn star consider retiring?
Lyric When her pussy, (starting to laugh) when her kitty cat, (laughing again) I don't know, it's up to the individual.
John Douglas When her uterus falls out!
Lyric When her fucking lips are stretched.
John Douglas (Laughing) We like to refer to those in the industry as "Meat Curtains".
Lyric Meat Curtains, how about Gobble Gobble.
John Douglas Turkey Neck, that works. Question #2: Have you ever had sex with a fan?
Lyric I'm sure.
John Douglas You're sure!
Lyric No, no…he was a fan of mine, but not for that.
John Douglas I gotta feeling there's an interesting story there, but I gotta go to question #3. Question #3: Are the AVN Awards corrupt?
Lyric It's my first one, so I don't know.
John Douglas The answer is yes by the way.
Lyric OK
John Douglas Question #4: When strangers ask you what you do for a living, what do you tell them?
Lyric Ummm…sometimes I tell them I do porn, it just depends.
John Douglas When you want to get something out of them, you tell them you do porn.
Lyric No, it just depends. Depends on what mood I'm in.
John Douglas And the final question. Question #5: What's your best body part?
Lyric I'd have to say, my legs…maybe my ass.
John Douglas You got very nice legs. You got a very nice ass. But I would have to sit there and throw out…(Lyric lifts her VERY little skirt up from behind to expose a VERY hot ass!!!) …ohhhh that is a very, VERY nice Ass!!! But those boobies, they are kicking.
Lyric Ahhhh. Thanks.
John Douglas I like them boobies. I'll be singing the blues about them boobies later.
Lyric Enough with the Blues!!!
John Douglas (Laughing) Well thank you again. It was a real pleasure meeting you. And once again, that email address.
Lyric Lyric Lipps At Hotmail Dot Com
John Douglas See you guys later.
Lyric (Waving to the camera) Chow!
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