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| us to question the Russian beauty and to see what the star of such films as "Cashmere", "Diva Girls", "I Spy Sex" &
personal favorite, "Coming To Beverly Hills" has been up to.
Both Oooo
John Douglas That's a bright light isn't it.
Nikita Yes, I feel like a star.
John Douglas You are a star, you just light up the room. We don't even have a light on the camera. She just smiles and we have enough illumination.
Nikita You're so sweet, I'm gonna melt now.
John Douglas Well I start off sweet, then I keep going further and further. I figure if I start off nice, you might actually answer some of my questions before you end up slapping me and sending me away.
Nikita I will, I will. Honestly, I am going to answer all of your questions.
John Douglas All my questions honestly answered. OK. Will start out with your introduction. This lovely lady here...this tall drink of water. I love tall
chicks by the way, don't know if I ever mentioned that to you.
Nikita Thank you. (She stands up straight)
John Douglas This is Nikita. Look at this...she towers over me. I love that. It's like that dominate sort of thing.
Nikita Oooo...you like to be dominated. Ooooo
John Douglas Oh Jeez. She says that in her Russian accent. Now I'm getting scared. I'm fantasizing of getting taken into a detention camp and then I'm really
gonna be made to suffer.
John Douglas You are a tease!
Nikita Hushhhh...(looking to the camera) he's my type. Now ask me questions.
John Douglas OK, well....I've lost my whole train of thought. She's thrown me off. Every now and then, someone completely throws me for a loop. OK, I have to
concentrate. Think of Grandma and dead puppies and cold weather. OK, I'm back. What new movies have you done with your company, VCA?
Nikita Yes, I'm under contract with VCA, I have this necklace the gave me
with their initials.
John Douglas In case you get lost, people know where to return you to.
Nikita Yes, I know. I have a new film I love that I did called, "The Show."
I play an adult video critic.
John Douglas Do you have sex AS a reviewer in this movie?
Nikita Oh sure!
John Douglas Well that's the big lie of this movie. Because every porn reviewer we know, never gets laid.
Nikita That's probably true because they watch too many of them. That's their jobs.
John Douglas And they are spent. They have no energy afterwards because they sit there and play with themselves during the movie. They can't go out and pursue normal healthy relationships afterwards.
Nikita But you can't not watch the movie and NOT play with yourselves because the movies are hot!
John Douglas You are a woman of my dreams.
(Nikita start doing Eskimo kisses with John)
John Douglas We're not gonna get through this interview without me not attacking her right here on the convention floor. This is gonna be the last interview before security comes and drags me out by the ankles. And since this is the
last day here, we can really get wild. Hey, a little tip for the guys
watching, if you have to pick a day to come to these things, come to last
day. They are the wildest. The girls usually get kicked out for getting wild.
Nikita Yes!
John Douglas I noticed we were just interrupted by security because I had my hand around your waist.
Nikita I think they got jealous and that's why they tried to stop you.
John Douglas The one perk for doing this stupid show, and they come around and try to break up my party.
Nikita I know, what are they thinking. (Sarcastically) For everyone watching. When you come to a sex expo, don't put your arms around the girls
waists.
John Douglas No, that's perverted. We have puritan laws here that say you can't touch a girl on her side.
Nikita Or else!
John Douglas Yup. Society crumbles. Who knows, I might have gotten you pregnant. Here I am wiggling my little impregnators here.
Nikita (Laughing)
John Douglas OK, it's time for the tough questions.
Nikita OK!
John Douglas Do you have to work out to keep your shape?
Nikita Sometimes. I hate to go to the gym actually, but I need too. Gym is the one.
John Douglas And if he's out there right now, he's yelling, "Yeah, Jim is the one! Next one. Do you see yourself ever getting married?
Nikita Well of course. To continue myself.
John Douglas To continue yourself...you gotta pass on your lineage. You have to crank out the next generation of porn stars. Oh Jeez, I can't believe this is
my next question. What is your drug of choice? And drug can be like alcohol
or cigarettes.
Nikita I don't have any...
John Douglas You don't have any vices?
Nikita ...any bad habits. I love to paint. I'm a painter.
John Douglas Paint or Pain.
Nikita Paint!
John Douglas Wasn't sure. Every now and then I like a little pain.
Nikita Well OK. maybe a little sweet pain.
John Douglas You'll have to show me some of that. All I know is toothache pain, pain of being turned down. That's the only pain I know. Next up. Do you put out on the first date?
Nikita What do you mean? (Looking confused)
John Douglas On a first date, would you go to bed with the guy?
Nikita Ahhh...no.
John Douglas Not on the first date. They have to wine and dine you for at least 3 days?
Nikita Ya, at least that.
John Douglas OK last question. This one's a tough one. What term do you prefer to use when you refer to your vagina?
Nikita I can't talk about it, I'm sorry. They are such uncomfortable words to describe "genitals."
John Douglas So you don't have like a term...
Nikita (pointing her privates) No, just "this way".
John Douglas Not even a cute one.
Nikita Maybe "down there."
John Douglas Hey. "Down There" is a term. So that's what you call it. Well, thanks for being such a sport.
Nikita I love you guys. Take care everyone.
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