President Clinton’s Flavored Cigars...
The following bizarre sex acts are contained in special prosecutor Kenneth Starr’s report to Congress. Since your local newspapers won’t write about such illicit activities, we figured we would -- Why should Congress be the only ones who get to read all the ‘juicy’ erotic news?
On May 2 1996, as the peace process with Israel teetered on the edge of another mideast war, Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat sat in the nearby White House Rose Garden, anxiously waiting for his meeting with President Clinton.
Monica Lewinsky vividly described to Special Prosecutor Kenneth Starr how she erotically played a kinky sex game with one of the President’s very expensive cigars in Clinton's White House private office while he, at the same time, performed a solo sex act.
Monica, when ‘finished,’ then handed the moist cigar back to President Clinton, who reportedly said: "I'll smoke that later."
Obviously Clinton didn’t want to keep Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat waiting any longer in the hot summer sun.
Monica Lewinsky has stated that she is prepared to give a "full and frank" description of these bizarre sex games if she is required to do so before the House Judiciary Committee.
Hopefully those hearings don’t last too long since they would be televised throughout the world and it would absolutely kill our business. How can we possibly compete with such kinky amateur sex!?
