A British postal worker was recently arrested when it was discovered that he had developed a taste for other people’s porn and sex toys. The worker, Michael Hales, a 38-year-old bachelor, is reported by Reuters to have learned so well to spot the plain brown wrappers in which adult materials are delivered that he was able to pick them out of circulation and add them to his private collection, a collection sizable enough to fill eight mail sacks. As if it weren’t hard enough getting past those bloody customs agents!