Passengers on a recent South African Airways flight from London to Johannesburg got a show that had nothing to do with the in-flight movie. A certain couple, apparently eager to join the fabled mile-high club, started uh ... performing the act of love, missionary-style, right in their seats. Reportedly totally uncovered and going for broke right in front of the flight attendants, God and everyone, the couple made such a ruckus that the plane’s pilot had to leave the cabin and order them to desist forthwith. The airline has asked he South African authorities to press charges of public indecency. Talk about your in-flight nuts...