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| Bunny Luv Oh my God, no. Shut up.
Roger T. Pipe Tell everyone who you are.
Bunny Luv Pokahotcunt?
Roger T. Pipe Is that what you're calling yourself now?
Bunny Luv No, I'm Bunny Luv.
Roger T. Pipe L-U-V, and how are you today?
Bunny Luv I'm very spiffy, thank you.
Roger T. Pipe And you look great.
Bunny Luv You think so? That rocks.
Roger T. Pipe You look much peppier than you did the other day.
Bunny Luv I was so tired that day. It was the drive over and the three hour martini break that did me in.
Roger T. Pipe You're signing with Sineplex.
Bunny Luv Yes, they are a new company, but they are starting out the right way. They have Belladonna and Nacho who is a wildcat.
Roger T. Pipe Which movies have you made for Sineplex?
Bunny Luv I have done "Bella's Perversions."
Roger T. Pipe That looks like an all-girl movie.
Bunny Luv It's all-girl. I only do the lezzie stuff.
Roger T. Pipe You like the pussy huh?
Bunny Luv I like a little pussy yeah.
Roger T. Pipe Only little pussies?
Bunny Luv No, I like all kinds of pussy, little, big, inside-out, it doesn't matter I'll lick them all.
Roger T. Pipe Inside-out pussy?
Bunny Luv I guess that would be a penis huh?
Roger T. Pipe That's where I was going with that.
Bunny Luv Hey, I lick penis too, just not on camera. That's for after hours.
Roger T. Pipe No cameras to get in the way.
Bunny Luv No stop and go, when I want to get dicked down, I want to get dicked down without a C Light burning the guy's ball hairs.
Roger T. Pipe But that keeps them nice and warm.
Bunny Luv I guess that's true.
Roger T. Pipe In "Bella's Perversions."" did you get to work with Bella?
Bunny Luv Yes I did. We did a hot, heavy, hard-core girl/girl scene.
Roger T. Pipe She didn't break you in half though?
Bunny Luv No, I can take it.
Roger T. Pipe Is that the only movie you have made for Sineplex?
Bunny Luv So far yes it is.
Roger T. Pipe Will there be more.
Bunny Luv Yes.
Roger T. Pipe Let's cover the rest of your career. How long have been making movies?
Bunny Luv Almost four years now.
Roger T. Pipe About how many movies?
Bunny Luv Not very many. Most girls have done five hundred movies in the amount of time I've been in. I've done more magazine work.
Roger T. Pipe Is that what you wanted to do when you started?
Bunny Luv Oh yeah.
Roger T. Pipe You did boys for a while…
Bunny Luv When I started out.
Roger T. Pipe That wasn't a question. You didn't let me finish.
Bunny Luv Doh. I'm a retard, please continue.
Roger T. Pipe You did start out doing boys.
Bunny Luv Yes, I did boy/girl for about six months with breaks in between. I never did a lot of boy/girl.
Roger T. Pipe How come?
Bunny Luv I just wasn't into it.
Roger T. Pipe You don't like guys do you?
Bunny Luv I do like them, but off camera. I don't like porn guys. For example me and you could get together later and tear it up.
Roger T. Pipe That's because I am very much not a porn guy.
Bunny Luv Exactly. I want a guy that when I'm done boning him, you can ask him if he wants a sandwich and he can actually say yes.
Roger T. Pipe Porn guys don't eat sandwiches?
Bunny Luv No. They are just lacking intelligence. Their whole function is to be a cock, a life-support system for a penis.
Roger T. Pipe Normal guys aren't like that? We have to be more?
Bunny Luv Yeah, because when the dick stops working you have to be able to hold a conversation.
Roger T. Pipe Who are some of your favorite women to work with?
Bunny Luv Bella and Justine from the Andrew Blake movies.
Roger T. Pipe Do you prefer pretty girls or nasty girls?
Bunny Luv I like pretty, nasty girls.
Roger T. Pipe If you could only have one, which would you chose?
Bunny Luv Pretty.
Roger T. Pipe Because you can turn a pretty girl nasty, but you can't always make a nasty girl look pretty.
Bunny Luv Exactly. How about yourself, which do you prefer.
Roger T. Pipe That's a tough choice.
Bunny Luv But see you could just put a bag over her head and do it to her doggy style.
Roger T. Pipe That's it. I actually prefer really ugly women who aren't nasty at all and just lie there.
Bunny Luv Like cattle. Do you like them large and in charge?
Roger T. Pipe Actually I like them exactly like you.
Bunny Luv Are you saying that I just lay there looking ugly?
Roger T. Pipe Yes, because you are so very homely.
Bunny Luv That's me.
Roger T. Pipe I like all kinds of girls, but pretty girls who are boring are no fun to watch.
Bunny Luv That's when you have to take their panties off, stuff them in their mouths and slap the shit out of them.
Roger T. Pipe I'll have to try that next time.
Bunny Luv You do that.
Roger T. Pipe When you were doing guys did you have any favorites?
Bunny Luv TT Boy.
Roger T. Pipe Why him?
Bunny Luv He fucking rocks man. He's like a machine.
Roger T. Pipe Is that what you like?
Bunny Luv I like someone with a raging fucking hard-on.
Roger T. Pipe Don't all guys have that when they are around you.
Bunny Luv No, there was this gay guy once who didn't have one.
Roger T. Pipe But all straight guys must. I have one right now.
Bunny Luv I don't think you do.
Roger T. Pipe Hey, just because it's small, doesn't mean it isn't there.
Bunny Luv Is that it right there.
Roger T. Pipe Hey, hand's off.
Bunny Luv That isn't it, is it?
Roger T. Pipe Yes.
Bunny Luv Damn, go, go Inspector Gadget huge cock. That is so fucking big it needs a joint in the middle.
Roger T. Pipe I usually just fold it up like a Swiss Army Knife.
Bunny Luv That works.
Roger T. Pipe For anyone who hasn't seen you in action, what are some of your best movies?
Bunny Luv "Barely Legal 1." I was the first box cover girl for that line. Most of the Hustler movies turned out really good. Andrew Blake's "Vanilla" is another good one.
Roger T. Pipe Do you do a lot of feature work?
Bunny Luv I've been doing more of it. I've been doing non-sex roles lately.
Roger T. Pipe Do you like that?
Bunny Luv Sure. They pay me good money to walk around with boobs flopping around.
Roger T. Pipe Do you have a web site?
Bunny Luv No.
Roger T. Pipe Why not?
Bunny Luv Because I suck. Period.
Roger T. Pipe Is that something you're planning?
Bunny Luv If the cards fall into place, but it's not something I am in a hurry to do.
Roger T. Pipe Where did you grow up?
Bunny Luv Oklahoma.
Roger T. Pipe What were you like growing up?
Bunny Luv Fucking weird.
Roger T. Pipe Were you a smart ass like now?
Bunny Luv Not really.
Roger T. Pipe Do you think people you grew up with would be surprised if they found out what you're doing?
Bunny Luv Most of them already know.
Roger T. Pipe They probably remember wanting you back then.
Bunny Luv No way. I was flat chested until I was 17 and I was a total pain in the ass.
Roger T. Pipe Like now.
Bunny Luv You mean flat chested?
Roger T. Pipe No, a pain in the ass. You aren't flat chested anymore.
Bunny Luv I'm still growing.
Roger T. Pipe How tall are you?
Bunny Luv I'm 5'4"
Roger T. Pipe Measurements?
Bunny Luv 36d-24-34
Roger T. Pipe Not a lot of tattoos.
Bunny Luv I'm actually covered from head to toe with tattoos, but they are invisible.
Roger T. Pipe How many do you actually have.
Bunny Luv One on the back of my neck, one on my ass and one on my ankle.
Roger T. Pipe Do you have plans for any more?
Bunny Luv No, I'm done.
Roger T. Pipe What about implants?
Bunny Luv No way. I would rather have my tits sag to the floor than get implants. I don't want to be fifty with my body all wrinkly and still have my tits up under my chin. Or like some of the girls where the nipples are pointing every which way. Dude, you know who I'm talking about with the inbred yokel nipples.
Roger T. Pipe Well you have nothing to worry about. Women pay money to have breasts like yours.
Bunny Luv They actually take pictures of mine to show their surgeons.
Roger T. Pipe The girls only thing, is that permanent?
Bunny Luv Yeah, all of my guys are off screen now.
Roger T. Pipe And you like girls off screen.
Bunny Luv Oh yeah. When this is over, I'm heading the bar.
Roger T. Pipe Why the bar?
Bunny Luv Alcohol makes women gay. A chick who is drunk will pretend she has never done it before.
Roger T. Pipe So basically men in bars buying girls drinks are just getting other chicks laid?
Bunny Luv That's right.
Roger T. Pipe That explains a lot.
Bunny Luv What else do you want to talk about?
Roger T. Pipe I don't know.
Roger T. Pipe What do you like to do other than give people a hard time?
Bunny Luv I don't know. I'm just a dick dude.
Roger T. Pipe Are you really hard to work with?
Bunny Luv Sometimes. A lot of directors get really tense and worry if I am going to show up or if I'm going to walk off their set.
Roger T. Pipe How many times have you walked off a set?
Bunny Luv A lot.
Roger T. Pipe Why?
Bunny Luv Because they treat you like shit.
Roger T. Pipe So when a director treats you like shit, you just leave?
Bunny Luv If they try and tell me who I have to work with or change them at the last minute.
Roger T. Pipe Do you always have control over who you work with ahead of time?
Bunny Luv Yes. If they change, I will leave.
Roger T. Pipe Are you picky about the girls you work with?
Bunny Luv Yeah, I don't want to work with stinky mega-whores.
Roger T. Pipe Like who? Name names.
Bunny Luv Are you trying to start some war or something. OK baby Luke Ford.
Roger T. Pipe Why wouldn't I want to know that?
Bunny Luv You know what it is? I don't feel like getting some STD from some whore who fucks guys on and off camera without condoms. I've gotten shit from tainted meat.
Roger T. Pipe Don't eat tainted meat.
Bunny Luv If some girl is doing gang bangs on the her off time, I don't want to be messing around down there. Would you?
Roger T. Pipe No.
Bunny Luv Because it's really bad going to a doctor and trying to explain how you got STD down your throat.
Roger T. Pipe Just bring a fire-hose on set and wash it down.
Bunny Luv No, because some of the pussies are so damn toxic that the runoff could pollute the oceans.
(Rog can't seem to stop staring at Bunny's legs or laughing.)
Bunny Luv You're entertained aren't you?
Roger T. Pipe I am. Everyone tries so hard to be nice and here you are. Since you won't name bad names, how about some women you really want to fuck.
Bunny Luv I don't know. I have fucked so many. I do want to fuck Jenna again. I would love to fuck Janine, but I think she's retired. She is so hot.
Roger T. Pipe That would work. Anything else you want to say?
Bunny Luv Fuck you, good night, viva Las Vegas.
Roger T. Pipe I think that about covers it.
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