Roger's Rating:

We're going way back again with this one. Back to the year I could first watch porn legally. It was a time when anal sex was somewhat novel and just about every movie starred three of the guys featured in this flick. Tom Byron, Peter North and Marc Wallice were nearly inseparable for much of the 80's and are joined here by perennial comedian Ron Jeremy and the legendary Dick Rambone. We already know all about these guys, but the collection of female talent on display here is worth mentioning. Long before gonzo, double anal, freak show sex and anal as a requirement for porn stardom, there was a group of young ladies who gave up the A on a regular basis. Strokers from the Regan era remember them fondly and you get to see many of them here. Buffy Davis, Patti Petite, Keli Richards and Jennifer Noxt were girls who actually took it up the ass. Were they the prettiest girls of their era? No, but they were among the best performers and each of them was cute (to me) in her own way. Buffy has one of the best racks ever, Patti was a spinner with a very deep ass, Jennifer was cute as can be and Keli has one of the filthiest mouths (and sexiest accents) in the history of porn. I'd sure as hell like to know where these women are right now.

Buffy Davis plays a writer assigned to cover the infamous anal expert Dr. Proctor. This horny thing can't even get through the phone call with her boss without having an orgasm in his ear. Of course she has her man, Steve Powers, working on her pussy at the time so Buffy has a good excuse. As soon as she hangs up the phone, Buffy tosses aside her top and starts screaming from all that oral attention. She was always a bit over-wrought, but when you see her suck cock you will understand part of what made her special. Easily handling Steve's dick orally, she mounts him and it disappears into her furry slit. Those big natural hooters shake in his face and Steve is obnoxiously enthusiastic as always. Buffy has fantastic real tits and shakes them quite nicely for much of the scene adding some boob appeal to a very energetic fuck. They move into spoon which makes it easy for her to get some advanced research done for her anal story. Once he gets into her ass, the action is hard and pretty well shot with Buffy holding her pink pussy open for the tight shots. There is more great boob coverage here He pulls out and shoots all over her muff as Buffy rubs the cream in. It is always a good sign when a scene holds up twenty years later.

Patti Petite has a serious anal problem. She likes the feeling of a dick in her ass too much. All of her life she has been told that anal is dirty and wrong and she can't deal with it. Ron gets the full story from Patti and we see the whole thing in flashback. She and Peter North have a little fun in the morning. I love how she is in stockings after her morning jog. He licks her pussy for a bit, working around the serious shrubbery that grows between her legs to get to her sweet pink center. Patti moves right into the driver's seat, pumping up and down on his cock in reverse cowgirl. She was one of the first women I can remember doing this position with feet on the guy's thighs. The perfect spinner becomes the perfect anal slut as she lets him work into her in spoon. They make it a little interesting with some finger fucking of Patti's pussy during the anal. She moves her hand away in time to get some great ass-fuck footage. When Peter pulls out and shoots his load all over her there is enough cream to totally cover her whole pussy and her hand at the same time. In a move unseen back then, she stuck her mouth around his dick and works out the final few drops. A2M not used as a side show trick, what a fucking concept.

What Patti really wants to know is if her anal lust is reserved only for her husband or if she is just a butt-loving slut for any man. Ron is happy to step in and help. He starts by massaging her butt and then works his tongue into her pussy. (We assume she has washed it since Peter caked it with ball batter.) His mouth and fingers certainly have her ready to fuck so it appears that Patti is just a very horny slut. Ron shoves his long cock into her and that pussy opens right up for him. Watching Patti take it deep into her mouth between positions is impressive, but one can't overlook her ability to talk dirty. Her body goes back into that spinner squat fuck for a few pussy strokes and then right to the ass. Even though he has some serious meat, she takes it well and even lets her legs flail about for a bit. The doggy here is also really good and Ron unloads all over her freshly fucked asshole.

Buffy shows up for her undercover writing assignment. She poses as an assistant to the Dr. and he buys it, taking her on a house call right away. They share five minutes worth of rather funny dialog on the way to the house and then work on helping Marc Wallice get anally active with his girlfriend Jennifer Noxt. Yet another underrated babe from the 80's Jennifer is a great little tease, resisting him at first but finally agreeing to let him fuck her in her skinny butt. Marc's clumsy advances are kind of funny, but when Jennifer settles in with her mouth around his cock, things take a strong turn for the better. She easily handles his little sick and gives us a very pretty face to enjoy. Marc gets on the edge of the spa and lets his pretty girlfriend slide her sweet asshole down over his cock. Jen is only too happy to take it this way because it means she won't get pregnant. That's one way to look at it I suppose. While the anal sex is going on, Buffy goes into the house to use the bathroom and make some notes for her story. She also finds Tom Byron in the house and he puts the moves on her. Before they can get it on, Marc pulls out and shoots his cream up Jennifer's back. I swear her skin is a lot whiter than his seed.

Ron goes upstairs just in time to see his busty new assistant with her talented lips working over Byron's meat. There is actually some semi-POV footage here and that makes for quite a hot blowjob. As always, Buffy's tits are swaying back and forth as she shows the skills that had her bobbing in my dreams for years. Buffy is totally turned on and after a few strokes in the puss she is begging for dick in her ass. Tom gets it going right away and gives her long strokes. Tit lovers are going to go nuts when they see the full body shots of Buffy taking it up the ass so hard that her knockers are nearly smacking her in the face. Buffy's rack gets a brief chance to shine again in RCA, but the scene finishes with a long doggy that makes her ass quake almost as much as her tits did. To cap things off she begs for it on the face, rolls over and takes every drop right on her lovely face.

Powers is just hanging out in the office when Keli Richards storms in. She is a call girl who has a wealthy client coming in looking for anal. Mistaking him for the doctor she offers to pay for his services. Not about to pass up a shot at an ass, he lips up his fingers, shoves one in her ass and three in her twat. Keli is as hairy as the other girls and has a very meaty slit. She also has that wicked accent that really comes out when she's talking dirty. (Everyone in their mid-thirties and above remembers and just mouthed “harda, harda” along with me.) As she slides down to suck his cock, Keli actually rubs her pussy and up and down his leg. The only bad part about this scene is that that blowjob is so short. Steve is anxious to dab some more goo on her pooper and really make her scream. For an anal virgin she certainly screams for more cock in the hole a lot. He pulls out and shoots from a distance onto her face, but Keli grabs his cock and stuffs it between her lips to drain every drop. Dude, porn chicks today just don't fuck with this kind of pure lust.

The mistaken identity chain reaction exposes Steve as not the doctor, Buffy as a reporter and has Keli storming out of the office in a huff. It also leaves Ron to tell Buffy the story of his anal obsession. That naturally leads to Ron burying his face between Buffy's sizable melons. Ron loves eating pussy so he works his tongue hard on her pussy before sticking the big salami in there. As before, Buffy moves her body in a way that keeps her big tits shaking. At the same time they are going at it, we get a three-way with Keli, Steve and Tom. Apparently Tom and Steve know each other and Keli has come over so that the guys can make things right with her. At any rate we get some more great oral footage of Keli downing Byron's long schlong. I hate cutting scenes up, but we do cut from one great blowjob to another as Buffy now polishes Ron's knob. He turns her around and really lubes her ass with some serious finger play. It really helps ease the insertion and allows him to fuck the hell out of her tight hole. Keli is really happy with Tom working her pussy and invites Steve to join them. She sucks his cock and gets slammed from behind. Her dirty talk is amazing and puts modern porn chicks to shame. Cutting back we get to see Buffy thrusting her body up to meet his cock. Great anal action all the way to a pop on her stretched rosebud. Keli is upset that she can't feel just one cock so she needs one in each hole. It isn't the best DP ever shot, but it's pretty fucking memorable and ends with two big shots on her ass.

For the big finale, Keli has to call the Dr. to see if she can handle 15 ½ inches of dick in her ass. He gives her the green light and she is ready to put her butt on the line for a cool million bucks. I'm not sure if Rambone is actually as big as they say, but he is certainly a large mother fucker. The trouble he has is with wood though. We don't see any cock sucking or pussy fucking, but instead cut right to footage of him ramming her ass. Much of the footage is soft-core and the actually hard stuff seems to be looped. He turns her over and we do get one super-sized insertion and some decent standing doggy shots. They talk dirty to each other and Keli certainly isn't a delicate flower. She gets her ass fucked, claws at the sheets, even bites them at one point and asks him “make it hurt.” This is actually a rather weak scene compared to the others, but the dirty talk is classic. He can barely keep it hard long enough to pull out and dribble on her ass, but Rambone certainly leaves an impression. (Imagine what he could have done with all the wood enhancing drugs they take now.)

This is actually a pretty damn good movie. I always hesitate to call something a classic, but as far as pure stroke value, CFB4 is about as good as anything from that era. With anal queens like Buffy, Keli and Patti carrying the action, every scene is worth a look. I think that Buffy comes out on top in this round. She has the most action and really takes full advantage of her amazing tits. Anyone who likes big natural tits will want to check it out. Patti and Kelly both look as good as they ever did in this movie. Jennifer Noxt adds a little cuteness to a collection of nasty girls. This is the kind of movie that stayed in my collection for years for a very good reason. It's great stroke material that somehow holds up even now. Best of all, it's on DVD and most sites have it for less than fifteen bucks. All right, that does it. It's a classic stroke flick. Now where the fuck is my copy of CFB 5?

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

The Spear's Rating:

Starring: This movie, the fourth in the series and one of the best starred Buffy Davis, Keli Richards, Patty Petite, Jennifer Noxt, Tom Byron, Peter North, Mark Wallice, Steve Powers, D**K Rambone, and Ron Jeremy, and number four sizzles.

All in all the production values are excellent to good. For a movie from 1985 it is very graphic by the days standards and definetly a for-runner of todays movies. The camera and sound are good throughout, okay story, and hot sex scenes make for a very watchable movie.

Time has not diminished the high charged sex in this erotic movie. Of the female cast, they appear in numerous scenes and engage in the nastiest sex. Although some could have gotten a bit closer while shaving the bikini area, but hirsute lovers won't complain.
Buffy takes a call sending her to go under cover and write about Dr. Shelton (Ron) while Steve takes on her. She isn't off the phone when he's in her.
Patty explains to Ron about herself and Peter which we see. Nice, this is quickly followed by Patty and Ron. To more hot segments.
Buffy arrives just in time to go on a house call with Ron. Mark has been having some trouble with Jennifer in his whirlpool bath. After some coaching he is soon up that gorgeous ass of hers. Meanwhile, Buffy gets lost looking for the bathroom and runs into Tom.
Steve is waiting for Buffy to return when in walks Keli and mistakes him for Ron. Steve gets to play doctor with Keli's ass.
Buffy and Ron return and Keli realizing she's jusy been ass fucked by a non-professional storms off! Steve follows her. Confessing to Ron about her uncover work Buffy does Ron while intercut with this Keli does the only DP in the movie with Tom and Steve.
In the finale Keli calls Ron to ask if he thinks if she can accommodate D**k's monster up her tailpipe. We are witnesses to his answer.

Every scene contains some fine anal sex. Buffy, red hair and full red bush, is a regular butt slut. She is hot in every scene even if she is kind of chunky. Keli, lithe and generally pretty, is another of the 80's butt sluts that performs well, as does the rest the cast even Ron (comical but not yet tragical) in his pre-Hedgehog days.

Jennifer should have had another scene. Another girl would have been nice, too.

This movie is a solid 9. Anal of the 80's, this is it. A plethera of good sex and acting make this installment one of the best, maybe the best of the good old "Reagan Years. "

Posted By The Spear, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM