Miles' Rating:

Starring: Christine DeShaffer, Candida Royalle, Laurien Dominique, and Desiree Cousteau stars as the roller-skating title characters working for John Holmes who deliver sexual spice with their pizza. Other than Desitee's typical air-headed performance, the girls are brazenly steamy gang-bangers in this low-budgetd oldie that's managed to win a following based on its snappy title.

Though made on the cheap, at least the filmmakers knew it and never pretended this is anything but a goofy lark. There's pleasure in this classic quickie that still manages to srig some heat thanks to those sexy gals on wheels.

Yes, Desiree has played this same role over and over, but she is still sexy even as the ding-dong. And watching this again makes you remember how beautiful Candida was. The plot--about the girls being stalked by a guy in a chicken suit--is so silly it makes the film go down easy.

The sexual adventures may be standard issue (two guys, a girl-girl), but the gals are game and look like the girls down the block. What a relief to be away from the untouchable plastic actresses cranking out porn today.

There's no denying it. It's a cheapie.

An 8. Worth tracking dwon if you prefer films from the early days.

Posted By Miles, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM