Roger's Rating:

Just looking at the words Blind Date over a picture of Tera Patrick (Billed here as Sadie Jordan) is enough to send chills up my spine. Not that there is any chance on earth that a blind date would ever turn out to look like Sadie. For that matter, not many blind dates are going to look like Kurious or Lola either. Then again, maybe this movie has nothing to do with blind dates at all. Maybe I should shut the hell up and start the movie to find out exactly what Jerome Tanner has in store for us.

Sadie and Eric are talking at the end of a blind date. Their thoughts just don't match their words. Don't we all wish we could finish a bad date with a woman like this by going down on her? I can't decide if Sadie's thighs or breasts are more impressive. Either would be fun, but baby when she gets those awesome lips around a cock and starts sucking, it's porn Heaven, nothing less. Not only is her face absolutely stunning, but Sadie also brings some nice skills and deep strokes to the table. When it comes to sex, she likes it hard and fast, so Eric slams his cock up into her hard enough to make his balls slap her clit and her breasts shake beautifully. It's nice to see a woman this popular who still has her God given rack and who clearly loves to fuck. Eric drops his load right onto her lips. What a great way to end a 'bad' date.

Kurious is a very nice woman who is set up with a tough biker type, Evan Stone. Their post dinner conversation is going badly until Kurious gets a call from her friend Gia. Things loosen up after that, but it's Gia who gets the next scene, taking on Tony Tedeschi. All of the girls in this movie have great dating habits. Gia knows that Tony has no plants to stick around afterwards, but sucks his cock like she's been in love with him her whole life. It ain't about love, but Tony does dish about a pretty serious mish fuck to the thin brunette. Gia isn't exploding with energy, but she looks pretty good and takes a fat cock rather easily. Before letting him go home, Gia only insists that her date leave his cum on her pretty face.

Now that she has relaxed a bit, Kurious is more than ready to show Evan that her hot little body was born for sin. With natural breasts to die for, this babe is head to toe cute. Kurious has a bit of a large nose, but it's actually a rather stroking feature. Not half as striking as the way she attacks cock though. Damn, this woman jerks it hard and even tit fucks lucky Evan with her soft young boobs. Once they get each other warmed up, Evan slips a condom on his cock and starts rocking the little brunettes world big time. When she takes it from behind, you can see the "Italian Princess" tat on the small of her back. Well, for a princess, this chick sure fucks like a whore and I for one, love it. While she spreads her cheeks, Evan drops a load on those buns.

Sadie is back, this time exchanging witty banter with Anthony Crane. What are they talking about? Who cares, if you sit through it, you get to see those awesome lips working another cock to full attention. Just the fact that Sadie is in two scenes of this movie, it has to rank as one of her best yet. They have a love swing in the apartment and Sadie hangs her head upside down while Anthony fucks that pretty face. That swing works perfectly as he leaves her hanging at just the right height for a little pussy poking. What really works is that her face is level with his so he can stare right into those eyes while he fucks her. I swear, there is not a bad way to shoot this woman. She bounces invitingly on his cock, before they move to the couch to finish things off in doggy. Anthony didn't even have to date the lovely Sadie to drop a nut on her perfect tits. Now, that is the way to live.

Lola has an interesting way of getting what she wants from her dates. She is an artist who hires male models to come over and pose for her paintings. When Jack Napier shows up, Lola is quite eager to get him naked. He seems a bit embarrassed, not wanting to show any wood as the cute little brunette draws him. To make it fair, she gets naked as well and that only makes things worse for poor Jack. As it turns out, she isn't drawing a thing, but is in love with the monster cock Jack has hanging between his legs. This woman is always happiest with a huge black dick in her mouth, so you know this is going to be one hell of a scene. Jack is packing as much meat as anyone in porn, but Lola just can't wait to shove as much of it down her throat as possible. Check out the ball sucking she does while stroking that thing. Her tiny hands won't eve wrap all the way around it. She looks like she is getting ready to fuck a baseball bat. Jack lifts her up for a standing 69 that shows why little slutlets like Lola are such a wonderful thing on porn. She gets in his lap and drops all the way down, filling her pussy with his cock and still grinding down to take more. (Did someone say cervix penetration?) If a super sized, hard fucking is what Lola was looking for, then she hit the jackpot because Napier bends her over and just rams that thing up her as hard and fast as he possibly can. (While she diddles her clit, the little slut.) To finish her off, Jack rolls Lola into a piledriver with her feet on the ground behind her head and tries driving the head of his cock up into her esophagus just for fun. The only downside to this scene is what seems to be a faked popshot in her mouth. Still, watching him fuck the shit out of little Lola is a great sight.

Any time you get Tera Patrick in two scenes, you're in for a treat. Both of her pairings are well shot and show off her awesome body. It's pretty easy to see why Legend has been putting her in nearly every movie they release. I could easily say go rent this movie just on the strength of her two scenes, but there are other reasons as well. Lola is right up there at the top of this list. Watching her not only handle Jack's monster prick, but fucking love it, is fantastic smut. Kurious is just a cut beneath these two women and gives a very nice performance as well. A nice little story weaves the scenes together, but it's Tera and Lola who really make this one work.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM