Roger's Rating:

This is my first look at a Madness flick. Andre Madness has been shooting for a lot of companies for a while and now has his own label. If his releases are anything like the stuff he has done for Kick Ass, it will be pretty as hell. Hopefully he will pace his movies a little differently and not rob us of great blowjob footage. For his first release, Madness has chosen some really cute girls and is going with a Valley Girl theme. Of course all porn girls become Valley Girls at some point. Working the VG myth to the max, all of the girls have their valley dialect dialed way up and tell us that the only thing these suburban princesses do all day is long for big hard cocks. Hey, true or not, that works for me. I can't imagine anything more perfect than Teagan just sitting there on her couch waiting for some hard meat to make her day complete.

Teagan looks totally taste in her shorts and belly shirt. She doesn't do much talking before Rich Handsome comes in to scratch that itch between her legs. While he tries to kiss her neck, Teagan's hand never stops rubbing her pussy. Before long she is working her pretty mouth up and down on his hard rod. I really like how this girl works a dick with her hands and mouth, but the blowjob is less than two minutes long and that is not a good thing. The sexual energy during the fucking is just a tick above average, but the eye candy is off the chart as the lovely teen works her body perfectly. By the time she gets going on top, Teagan is ready to show the world that she knows how to fuck as well as anyone. The doggy footage is good, but for pure strokeability, the reverse cowgirl takes the cake. There is a really nice facial at the end, but the camera cuts away far too quickly. This scene looks pretty much like all of Andre's stuff and thanks to Teagan it is quite a good ride.

Lisa Marie is an OC girl who is very pretty and she has a bit to say about growing up so close to the Valley. Off come the clothes and we get a good look at her great ass. Jay Ashley joins her and immediately starts warming her up with his tongue. There is more oral footage this time as Lisa licks up and down Jay's cock and does a little 'hands behind the back' action on him. Jay enjoys fucking her face, but really turns up the heat when she bends over. In between positions, Lisa gives him a bit more head and her body looks great in mish as well as doggy. She might not have been born in the Valley, but this hot little fuck toy has found a home under the bright lights of blue pictures. More reverse cowgirl would have been great, but the facial is very hot and Lisa smiles right at the camera as her scene ends.

Kimberly Kane really puts on the VG voice as she twirls her hair and talks about having sex all the time growing up. Keeping busy by playing with her nipples, Kimberly is ready for Less Stone when dives between her parted thighs. He gets her even wetter with a lot of attention and then just sticks that huge cock right into her slit. Kimberly is a very energetic fuck who rubs he clit and screams as she gets drilled. Lee really works her hard from behind, but we never really get any position for very long. The facial is good, but the scene could have been longer since she brings so much heat to the table.

Lena Juliet is eighteen years old who talks a lot about hanging out at malls in the Valley. That is exactly what we all want to hear. All those little mallrats out there are just looking for sex. Oh yeah. Her solo is pretty hot as well and when Talon gets his tongue busy on her asshole, things are looking good. Even though the tummy tat on this girl is pretty bad, the rest of her body is tight and she is super cute. Lena responds well to his attention. With his cock throbbing in her hand, she runs her tongue over the head of his rod. I hate to keep harping on the same point, but it is hard not to notice when a great looking girl is going nuts on hard dick. She gives great head and I don't think a few extra minutes are too much to ask for. Instead of that, Talon slips under her body and enjoys the feeling of her wet slit sliding up and down his tool. The doggy footage is good, especially the close up shots as she gets plowed. Talon fucks her like he just bought her an Orange Julius and an outfit at Abercrombie & Fitch and wants to get his money's worth. I love the way her legs look shaking in the air as he goes full-speed to a big facial finish.

Ice LaFox is a twenty year old brunette with pigtails who gets to work with Tony Tedeschi. She seemed happy at the start but goes crazy when he goes down on her. We even get a little dirty from this young VG. Ice gives pretty good head and has a body that looks good on all fours as she devours his meat. There is some good eye contact as she gets him ready for the main event. Once on top, she gets that ass moving with great hip action and stays vocal throughout the fucking. Tony gives it to her hard from behind as she buries her face into the pillows. Her hand does all the work as she strokes a big load right onto her pretty face to close out the movie.

This is a very well shot flick with cute girls and decent sex. It is exactly what we would expect from Andre Madness right down to the painfully undershot blowjob footage. I liked the cast, with Teagan, Lisa Marie and Lena giving us three very cute Valley Girls to enjoy. I like the picture quality and the sex with the one big problem that I have already mentioned about a hundred times. It is because Madness is so good and he finds such hot girls to shoot that the lack of blowjob footage is so maddening. I like the movie and I think Andre's fans will be happy with it. I just wish there was more of the good stuff that we see here.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM