Toosh Shei's Rating:

The movie stars three relatively known names in the "chunker" side of porn (Fawntana, Hot Chocolate and Shay Thomas) and two other amateurs (Megan Smith and Golden Jade who by the way isn't the same Golden Jade that some of you might have seen in such features like "Adorable 2" or World's Luckiest Man, to mention a few. )
The movie doesn't have a story and is basically a presentation of five couples that get it on.
SCENE #1: Fawntana vs. D**K NastyThe first scene sees Fawntana and D**K Nasty get out from a mall (walking to D**k's car) as Nasty tells Fawntana how she should not follow her goal to lose weight. The 5"7, 200 lbs starlet (approx. ) is nibbling on what she calls "low fat ice cream" and says she really wants to do so and "become toned". After riding in the car and engaging in a conversation that doesn't hold any relevance entertainment-wise they finally arrive to their place and D**K starts taking out one of her titties out of her loose long dress and starts playing with it, on the way to the house.
What makes Fawntana interesting to look at is her face. She has the type of face that will trigger people to say:
"You seem to have a nice face under there, if you'd lose weight, you could take off some fat from it and look so beautiful. "
Facially speaking, she's actually a plumper version of star Inari Vachs, as she really looks like her. Her eyes are her most attractive feature (on top of having a face that's not "bloated" and relatively oval, her eyes are a bit slanting, giving her a devilish look. ). Her past-shoulder-length hair is brown but she also has sparse blond locks, which for some reason always enhances the appearance of women. Besides those facial particularities, Fawntana is just "decent", at best; she indeed has a beautiful and sexy face but her lower body isn't as chunky as it should be. So don't expect to see a thick legged woman with a butt that "sticks out". She's indeed fleshy but it's because she has more meat on her bones than the average woman; she's rather disproportionate to tell the truth. Still, her face and her round firm breasts (which are unusual for a woman her size; they're too small for a big woman but big and reasonable enough for a medium-sized one) are relatively enough to make you forget about those defects and enjoy the all-around plumper that she is
Fawntana: BLOWJOB, MISSIONARY (in which it's hard to believe Fawntana is really aroused by D**k's uninspiring penetrations), REVERSE COWGIRL (as she sits on D**K -breasts facing the camera- this sexy cow decides to lay all of her plump load on D**K and bounces up and down, making sure all of her belly and titties wiggle in all of their glory. People who aren't into plumpers might never understand this admiration for them, but having a [beautiful] chunk of meat like her unloading all of her fleshy fat ass on your bare lap is one C**K-stiffening position!), REVERSE COWGIRL part II (she then sits straight, grinding on D**k's D**K -yeah, I did that on purpose- and squeezes her breasts together with her forearms. It's a pleasure to see her energetically wiggle herself into D**K in order to stuff her pussy with as much hard C**K she can grow out of him. She clearly loves having sex. ), DOGGY STYLE (dick does good at thumping her as profound as he can to make her cushioned trunk jiggle and resound as much as it's possible to do but since she's not the most "chunkiest-butted on the block", it jiggles but just not enough. )
The scene ends with a small amount of cum on her mouth. An OK scene and an even better one if you're really into Fawntana.
SCENE #2: Hot Chocolate vs. Guy DisilvaThe second scene hails from a house where Hot Chocolate starts dancing from the top of a stair case to a tune in the background, as Guy looks on. She's wearing a skimpy/loose dress (no panties) that ends just below her butt and dances like a true woman blessed with an abundant amount of skin would. She's perhaps THE star of this movie and that's probably why she earned the bigger part of the box cover. In terms of physical traits, Hottie is a 9. 5 on a 10 scale.
Hottie just swings every inch of dark African American hips she's been blessed with and shakes her trunk and thighs in front of the man as if to let him know what type of thick piece of ass awaits to be vehemently fucked by him. After playing a bit with her breasts, they go to the couch where they'll be getting it on. Great tease.
Hot Chocolate is physically "pure black". She's wearing what young black people call brown "booty braids" (because they go down to her butt). She's not the "prettiest girl on the block" but the "sexiest" because it's the features other then her [OK] face that enhances her all-around beauty. She gushes out plumpness and has the right excess of skin where needed: big thighs (very big ones), not so fat belly, squeezable breasts (read "not disgustingly too big like most big women, almost like Fawntana") and finally one of the thickest and bulging butt cheeks I've seen in porn. She's relatively dark and parts of her body actually shine under the light which hints good hygiene and unbridled liberty for her partner to taste or penetrate any part of her without being bothered by any "women's scents". (!)
Hot Chocolate: PUSSY MUNCH, BLOWJOB, MISSIONARY (Hottie just keeps heaving with great difficulty - because of the relentless vaginal vibrations- "You like this pussy, uh!" as if to incite Guy into hardening and elongating that already fully straightened C**K even more inside her. ), COWGIRL (she doesn't really moan in this position but you can see how thick and large that jiggling heavy-loaded backside of hers is. ), ANAL- missionary style (Sweet. The fellow inserts his stiffened appreciation inside her greasy anus and the grimace on that whore's face when he slides himself in is worth the movie itself. She gives you the impression that your hot bullet up her tight asshole is just unbearable and that she never knew what a virile man was like before having your solid prick in her ass. )
After yelping and banging her fist on her knees (as if she thought it would never end) the fellow finally spurts his ecstasy on her pussy. Nothing stellar and the amount just doesn't do Hot Chocolate any justice. On top of her plump assets, Hottie sports a nose ring and one or two crooked front teeth, making her look like a young woman in her mid-20's. She shows genuine love for sex and the glint in her eyes just hints that her motto in life is "Got D**k?". Hot Chocolate's assets and natural appetite for sex are what made this scene really arousing.
SCENE #3: Shay Thomas vs. Rick MastersWe then go to Shay Thomas and another fellow. Shay introduces herself and teases the fellow by having him rub his face on her more than ample belly, butt. . . etc.
Shay is a mushroom-haired chunker with a face that is rather angular (and sluttish: sporting a few crooked teeth and big round "ethnic" ear rings) for a woman of her width. Once you start going down south, everything just collapses. She has a rather abundant belly but yet, she has small tits. She has a big butt (it's fat and large but does not stick out and is just flabby) and flabby legs. Cellulite is definitely her friend (and also this reviewer's!). Frankly, she's not great to look at naked because everything is just disproportionate but she's a true Piece Of Meat and she has a lot of cushion for the pushin', for those who need to feel all that abundance of feminine skin when they pound.
I briefly mentioned the teasing part of the coupling but it really is worth your viewing (anyway, if the sound on your tv is good). Like Chocolate (and perhaps even more) Shay clearly loves having sex and talks to her partner to let him know what she would like to have done and even gasps while he's diddling her "See how wet you get me [big boy]. . . ".
Shay Thomas: PUSSY MUNCH- legs opened and her crotch on the guy's face (I'm not a big fan of that position but seeing her groan under the mouth work is arousing because she truly seems like she loves being eaten down there. The erect nipples don't lie!), BLOWJOB (good one; she relishes the C**K along all of it's size, never forgetting the head and salivates enough to warmly stimulate the gentleman into providing a longer and stiffer C**K for her to whore herself on. ), DOGGY STYLE (her trunk fully comes alive on that one and by its jiggling, we see how wide and meaty it truly is. The penetrator makes a good job of pounding until he reaches the bottom and thumps that wide cushioned target she calls her ass. She craves for that C**K and Rick wipes off from her face that confident look she had early on during the tease and turns it -much like Hottie in the previous scene- to a grimacing and aching face. ), MISSIONARY -legs opened at 180° (stimulates her own clit and her moans seems v-e-r-y genuine, like you always wanted a woman to be in distress under your vigorous penetrations and feel like she was gonna "lose her mind any seconds now". . . ), REVERSE COWGIRL, COWGIRL (that pale load of thick female rear end again shines in this one. ), WEIRD POSITION: she lays on the floor in front of the couch and flips her legs behind her head and the man penetrates her almost standing up, first his balls facing her and then his face facing her (. . . not this reviewer's cup of tea!)
After another short set of missionary, he finally cums a small load that she still enjoys anyway and until the scene fades to black, she jokes with him about "having desert". She displayed great spirit for sex and she's the type of partner you'd always want to have because she wants to get that C**K of yours as long and hard as it can get to fulfill her own sluttish needs and will tell you anything to make that happen; so basically, everyone is satisfied in the long run. Shay Thomas examplifies what a woman you sleep with should be all about.
SCENE #4: Megan White vs. Rod FontanaThe penultimate scene is an intrusion in a couple's life, story that I'll make short because of its redundance. The starlet who is supposed to be on a diet cracks under pressure and goes for a popsicle but her boyfriend finds out. . . bla,bla,bla "Honey, I like you just the way you are, you don't have to go on a diet". . . bla,bla,bla. . . about 20 seconds later, they start having sex on a couch (yes, another couch. ).
With her brown hair [past-shoulder length], Megan White is one of these women that is far from being "gushing out of her clothes" fat but sports medium sized love handles (actually, she doesn't look fat at all with her clothes on and basically is as much as a regular girl as you could find, just a bit pudgy). Everything about this amateur is medium: her thighs are meaty, rather large yet flat butt BUT large juicy breasts. She barely looks 21 and is OK to look at, but nothing striking.
Megan Smith: PUSSY MUNCH (she loves having her moist cunt mouth-washed and before going to the next position, the fellow sucks on one her tits' pink candy and both of those nipples inflate under a few seconds. Those big tits with their erect nipples are truly nice to watch because you now know that she's not in this for the paycheck. . . she really IS looking to have a man screw the god given livin' hell out of her! Check her out in the missionary position. . . ), BLOWJOB (a good one; she really looks to love eating C**K and doesn't miss a hardened inch of the man's sturdy erection and even deep throats him with appetite. . . sheesh, she just might not be an amateur after all!), MISSIONARY (Yes: the hell is indeed whored out of her. . . while she's sitting on the couch, the man slips his erection inside of her, rather violently. He grabs the back of ner neck and thrusts her unrestrainedly like she was a cheap piece of meat on which he wanted to unleash all of his sexual might like there just wasn't any tomorrow! Her loud cries let us know she now knows deep inside of her what it feels to be a woman. ), another BLOWJOB as he stands over her head and has his anus licked, ANAL- missionary style (she actually almost weeps because of the pain and the guy is penetrating her as vigorously as if it was vaginal penetration. )
At the end, you would think that the speed and avidity at which the guy was thursting her, he was going to jet a big soothing load but he ends up delivering a tremendously poor amount on her face. It's Megan's and her partner's eagerness that made this scene interesting to watch and keep this reviewer's finger off the "fastforward" button.
Scene #5: Golden Jade vs. HerculesThe last scene starts out in a no-nonsense fashion and the couple gets it on right away.
Golden Jade is a big lipped, light skinned actress and is one of these short chunky women (about 5"6, 180-190lbs). She has a round butt which isn't large but that's mostly small on width and flabby/jiggly (and how jiggly it is,hmmm. . . ). She has meaty thighs and long big breasts. Basically, these are features that are from being not attractive but the other strumpets of this video have provided better assets than hers in those latter departments. One thing that might arouse some is her light skin, making you appreciate the diversity in this movie.
Golden Jade: DOGGY STYLE (a C**K-stiffening one: The dark and well built Hercules nails her with all of his might like he had wanted her for a long time and is just assailing every piece of her mocha-colored plump butt, that generously bounces to every of his deep thumps. He sometime pounds with big thrusts and other times with small rugged ones, as if he was doing it just to nail and feel as much of her bare jiggly hips with his mid-section as he could. Jade is just yelping her face out!), MISSIONARY (OK one; he plays with her clit and even though he's not as well endowed as a Ron Jeremy or Michaels - he's in the average - he knows what parts of her cunt to stimulate to make her squeal. ), SAME WEIRD POSITION FROM SHAY THOMAS' LAST POSITION IN HER SEGMENT.
The end sees a shift to the end of what seems like another missionary segment as he cums a decent amount, from which he half misses the targeted pussy. Decent scene but of course way too short and Jade's big lips should have been put to use. The highlight is of course Hercules' "assailing doggy style".
In retrospect, Chubby Kitten Club is a really good effort from director Cool Daddy. The movie showcased something to please everyone (short haired white starlet, thick legged black strumpet, medium ones. . . etc. ). Moreover, all of the women seemed tremendously eager to get fucked: what true porn is and should be all about. Fortunately, the movie did not hold any 300 or 400 pounders [freaks?] which are too exaggerated [for this reviewer's liking] and the movie's theme seemed to be "The Couch" as all of the scenes were shot on one. Nothing wrong with that, although a bed or another comfortable prop could have been useful.
All in all, CKC is an enjoyable movie and if thicker women are your thing. . . Chubby Kitten Club should be your pick. CKC deserves a 9.

Posted By Toosh Shei, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM