Roger's Rating:

Andy Armageddon is shooting the sort of gonzo porn that I've always really liked. He is just sort of a goof with a camera who manages to fuck just about every girl he sees. There is just something fun about this kind of porn. Thankfully, Andy still keeps the focus on the girls and even if he ends up fucking them over in the end, the hard core sex generally outweighs everything else. In volume two, the cast was fantastic and really made a good gonzo video stand out. I don't see anyone on the box for this one who really jumps out at me, but who knows, one of them might look much better naked with a big dick in her mouth.

When Andy's car runs out of gas, he approaches a house to call for help. When no one answers, he lets himself in and finds the girl of the house asleep in her bed. (It's Angel Capri by the way.) He takes a peek up her dress and instead of calling the cops, she gets naked and drops to her knees. She's pretty average looking and might as well be filing her taxes for all the energy she puts into blowing Andy. Her enthusiasm doesn't pick up any when she mounts his dick. I just don't understand why girls who don't dig fucking would even try porn. After a thoroughly forgettable fuck, he shoots cum all over her face. Hey, it beats watching C-SPAN, but this can't have been the best fuck of his life.

The next day in the park, Andy hears Kylie talking on her cell phone. Someone has snagged her purse and she needs a ride. Since she needs some cash, he offers her some money to fuck on film. Easier on the eyes, Kylie is kind of cute with nice tits and already seems more into the sex than the first girl. In spite her comments to the contrary, I think this busty teen has spent a lot of time with dicks in her hot mouth. After a quick fuck, Andy shoots a load on her tightly closed mouth. Still ready for more, he lets her catch her breath then puts her belly down on the bed for more sucking. This time she turns in an energetic reverse cowgirl fuck. Too bad the underside of her boob is so scared, because you just can't that thing. Andy shoots another load all over her face. (Again, very tight lipped.)

Andy tells Jenny that he doesn't have tape in the camera, but asks her to audition to "get used to" the idea. The cut girl has a nice laugh but needs braces and has no shape to her soft middle. More than happy to suck a little dick, Jenny isn't shy on her knees. I guess in an amateur movie, this girl would be just about perfect. Average, girl next door looks and an ability to perform pretty well on camera. In this movie, she's a pretty low impact blowjob girl.

When Andy shows up his uncle Claudio's house, he finds the maid, Catalina making the bed. He offers her a part in his movie and she actually agrees. The brunette has very pretty eyes and makes good eye contact as she slowly sucks as much of his cock as she can. Her energy level is pretty average as he mounts and fucks her in a rather shaky POV scene. Eventually, she finds her voice and does some decent dirty talk. He shoots a big load all over her face, welcoming her to porn. Claudio isn't happy that his maid is fucking Andy, but he quiets quickly when the idea of fucking the young babe comes up. Now that she's warmed up, her sucking is a bit more lively. Since the camera guy isn't fucking her now, we get a better view as she rides reverse cowgirl on his elderly rod. Very good fuck with another big facial shot.

An agent shows up at Andy's house with a new girl, Monique Jatemme. She's not bad looking with real tits and long brown hair. After some talking, she takes his dick into her mouth for a short blowjob. I don't know what's missing in this movie, but all of the scenes just seem to be coming out flat. She takes a facial, but it's a fairly forgettable scene. Mark Wood comes in to fuck her and we get another scene that looks pretty good technically, but lacks real spark. Monique does take a nice facial and has sexy tan lines.

When Luciano doesn't show up for a shoot, Andy goes over to find out what's wrong. Looch is already busy with a short haired cutie named Topanga. Since they were supposed to make a movie anyway, Topanga agrees to fuck him on camera for some cash. This naturally breasted babe is the best looking thing in the movie and has great tongue technique as she works Luciano's pole. Cute, vocal and energetic, Topanga looks good from all angles, especially when she's being drilled hard enough to make her tits shake. Her pussy is every bit as attractive as the rest of her, looking very tight and juicy as he pounds into her. Taking a nice facial, Topanga moves on to Andy, begging to suck his cock as well. Great POV action here. This is the kind of scene I have been looking for the whole movie. Another big pop on her pretty face and we have the best reason to watch this movie all rolled into a final fuck.

I still kind of like the gonzo style offered here, even with Andy's asshole twists. The problem I had with this volume is that the women just aren't that stunning. Sure they are new, but they aren't even hot newcomers for the most part. Topanga certainly is, and she's worth sticking around for to be sure. None of the others really stood out for me. Of course, everyone has different taste, so there may be some chicks in here that you find more appealing than I did. The style is still fun with a lot of POV action, but Andy needs to find better looking women to really keep his series rolling along the way it should.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

Miles' Rating:

Starring: Like Kid Vegas and Johnny Toxic, Andy Armageddon's videos are cheap, low-brow and basic. To his credit, he's not as abrasive as Toxic, but his videos have the same slow-energy typical of shooting on the fly. The assets here are the girls, who have average girl-next-door looks. They include Angel Capri, Kylie Brooks, Catalina, Monique Jatemme and Topanga.

What you'd expect. This is hand-held guerilla video-making where the director is the main cocksman and the girls act like nervous pick-ups. The limited camera angles and set-ups give an editor little to work with.

Pure raunch. Andy makes some obnoxious move on the babes, and they react, not with shock, but a blowjob. In one sequence, he takes advantage of a maid, Catalina. In another, it's Kylie Brooks, who's lost her purse and agrees to a quick fuck on film to replenish her funds.

Kylie is a solid oral babe, and Topanga does a good scene with Andy and Luciano.

But the scenes lack creativity and never reach an outrageous high point. I'm not sure if it's Andy or a problem with the whole cheap-jack gonzo genre.

A Average for this genre.

Posted By Miles, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM