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Amateur Dreams 3 Movie
Amateur Dreams 3 Description:
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Starring: 5 Amateur girls, 3 amateur guys, and, surprise! Fallon and Ron Jeremy (yes, you heard right. ) Before you start bitching and moaning about "what the fuck is Ron Jeremy and Fallon" doing in an amateur tape, please note the following: Fallon was FANTASTIC. Yes, there were some lines involved (from Ron only), and yes, the whole affair was a pre-planned scene, but since there was no real plot involved, the director gave the performers full freedom to do whatever they wanted. The end result? One of the best orgy scenes you'll ever find. Who cares if Fallon is a pro? The way she was vigorously jumping from bed to bed, pumping Ron with her ass, and sucking whoever she found in her path, it seemed a lot more like she was actually having sex that faking for some porno studio. In other words: Picture Fallon doing an amateur tape on her spare time. That's all. And about Ron: The guy is a fat goblin, I'll grant you that. After all the working Fallon gave him (she looked like she was on an overdose of cafeine or something!) I was expecting the finale to be a really great facial. Non such luck. HOWEVER, After vigorously banging Fallon Doggy style for a few minutes (it actually looked more like Fallon was banging him), Ron pulled out and, thanks to gravity, left one of the biggest sperm splashes I have ever seen in Fallon's left buttock. It was like cracking an egg! Really! It was quite impressive a sight. So while the expected facial was not there, the "big splat" on Fallon's ass was perhaps nearly as entertaining. Of the "amateur cast" I can only say that only two couples seemed to do a convincing job. The couple from scene two (they were VERY sincere), and a couple from scene three who was in the Ron/Fallon thing. The rest were boring and/or not quite visually appealing. This video gives "cheap" a new meaning. It was taped apparently on the same hotel room (a hotel shot is shown in the video, so you have to expect the settings to be from that hotel. ) The problem is ALL of the shots seem to have been shot in the same place. There are only 4 scenes in the video of which only the orgy scene with Ron/Fallon is a must see (they are the only pros in that scene. The other two couples look like real amateurs). The other scene of interest is the second one with another amateur couple mostly because of its honesty. It ranges from downright boring to downright SCALDING. The scalding part comes in the orgy scene with Fallon. I'm sorry but that is one of the best god damn fucks every caught on tape. It was like watching a gymnastics routine. Fallon was everywhere! Jumping on the bed, down to the floor on Ron, then on the other bed on top of Ron again. Then back to bed number one to give cunnilingus to one of the girls! WHEW! IT WAS MARATHONIC! Fallon. Definitelly. This video is worth its price just because of her. Now THAT is how female porn stars should always be. The first and last scenes. One woman in featured in both of them an she was less than visually appealing. A nice 9 based EXCLUSIVELY on Fallon. I won't give ita 10 because of most of the rest of the video sucked, but Fallon's performace's weight is good enough to keep it a decent show.
Posted By Reviewer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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