"Hardman has promised to make an extreme hardcore film for David Christopher, but he doesn't even let himself get arrested by the police for getting a bj in his car (though I could have sworn that Monique's screaming during her anal scene would have brought in a regiment of U.N. troops in black choppers). It's obvious that Monique should have been allowed to direct the movie, as she is always extreme, and damn proud of it, but what we get instead are some very nice but relatively tame scenes with Mark Davis and Diana; Steve Hatcher and Anika; and then a Nick East-Chastity-Hardman sandwich (finally, some anal again). Ian gets to do Midori, and it's good to see her (this might very well be your last chance for some time, as she's said to have left the biz). Nothing wrong here at all, but I was promised the moon be Hardman, and all I got was a piece of Cheshire cheese. When you want down and dirty, you've got to let the girls go and get it for you."

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