Big One's Rating:

Starring: The major stars in this Dark Brothers feature are Selena Steele, Ashlyn Gere and Angela Summers. This purports to be the story of an investigative reporter trying to find out why centerfold girls like to take their clothes off. Man wood is provided by a big crew that includes Buck Adams, T. T. Boy, Mark Wallice, and others. The girls are good, particulary Gere; most of the movie is a disappointment, however.
What did you think of the film's production values?
Like all Dark Brothers features, this is well done. Sets are bright, yet bizarrre; customers, when on, are interesting. Technically this movie is great; seen from the groin, however, it leaves a lot to be desired.

The eroticism comes in spurts. The sex scenes, by and large, are excellent; the non-sex scenes drag horribly. The Darks should have stuck to what they know best: filming lots of f***ing.

The highlight of this film is Ashlyn Gere, who gets lost in a forest of erect penises. By the time she's done, however, all the wood is chopped and she's covered with a delicious load of white cream. And all porn fans know that white is Ashlyn's color. Selena Steele gives a good performance, too; but I've seen her hotter.

Again, too much dialogue, too much set up. The Darks needed to get the girls' clothes off and their legs spread much faster; that's what we viewers want to see!

This film is among the poorest in the Dark Brothers' library. It's really not up to par or expectations. I'd only give it a 5!

Posted By Big One, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM