Roger's Rating:

Ed Powers certainly knows how to cut and comp his stuff up to make new discs. This Best Scenes line is just another way to go back and visit some of those Ed fucks from long ago. Rather than cover what I think is wrong with Ed's movie, let's focus on the good stuff. He really did have a knack for picking out some great looking girls. Many of these women went on to huge careers in porn and no matter what anyone says, Ed can say that he got them (almost) first. He can also laugh all the way to the bank as these collections continue to sell to his long-time fans and to the new generation who will get to look at some porn legends going through the Dirty Debs wringer.

Stephanie Swift popped by way back in DD 44 and got her mouth around Ed's pecker. He rolls on top of her, pushes her feet up over her head and starts pumping away. She gets on top and looks totally bored as she rocks back and forth on his body. Showing early signs of contract stardom, she holds her head so that his load hits her chin and neck instead of that beautiful face.

Long before she was being used and abused in and out of the ring with Extreme/XPW, Kristy Myst was a fresh-faced cutie who caught Ed's eye. Her blowjob reminds me of a smoking fetish video for some reason. As usual, Ed rolls on top of the pretty young girl, pushes her legs up over her head so she can feel every last millimeter of that dong. It's hard to miss the fact that she looks bored stiff as he pulls out and shoots all over her tummy. (This is pre-implant Myst by the way.) Apparently she likes him enough to come back though. (Or at least fuck him twice for scenes spread out over two movies.) In round two she does some good doggy before the usual mish and a big finish right in her smiling mouth.

Before she was a Vivid Girl, Lori Michaels warmed up her oral skills with Ed. I like the way she sprawls out across the be on her tummy as she sucks away happily. Ed is wise to have this scene shot with Lori's pretty face and body in view as he fucks her. He can't keep his thumb away fro her ass no matter how he does her though. It's like he is drawn to that tight hole, but never gets at it. They keep fucking after Ed cums so that Lori can get herself off as well.

Vanessa Chase has always been a personal favorite and even a rat's nest of a hairdo can't keep her from being so damn hot. The do on her head is only slightly thicker than the mane around her slit though. It's a wonder Ed can cut through that brush the dainty pruning sheers he is packing. After the usual Ed-mish action, she gets on top and has a far off look in her eyes. It is as if she is thinking of fucking someone she actually likes. Ed certainly likes her and proves it be shooting a load into her mouth.

I met Annabelle Chong once and she was one seriously wacky chick. She always seemed to put her best into scene though. As she sucks on Ed's head, she actually gives the little shaft a stroke like she's petting a ferret. One of the nastiest girls around, Annabelle is only too happy to pull her knees to her chest and let Ed fuck her ass. She just leans back and enjoys the ride as he pounds away on that naughty little Asian ass.

Linda Thoren is a girl I really miss. (Where are you Linda?) Ed was lucky enough to be behind the beautiful blonde at the perfect angle to fuck her hard. He is busy holding the camera to get a good shot of the action, but the best shots come from the side where we can see Linda bucking back. She really turns in a great fuck and then gets down on the floor so that Ed can use her mouth for a while. After Linda entertains herself with a pocket rocket for a while, Ed gets back into bed and continues fucking the Swedish hottie. With her legs straight up in the air and her panties around her knees, Linda gets fucked in the ass for a while until it is time for him to shoot a really big load all over the back of her thigh.

The star section of the DVD is over as Ember Haze takes center stage for a while. That isn't to say that she isn't worth a look of course. She just isn't as big a star as the rest of the babes so far. Ed gets her for a long time and they seem to be having a really good time. The action isn't bad with the skinny girl taking it from behind and then in spoon with an intense look on her face. This time he is able to push her knees all the way back against the mattress as he slams away. She even looks happy to take his load on her face at the end.

I don't know if Blondie Dee ever did anything other than Dirty Deb movies, but she sure looks good in this scene. She is on all fours with Ed lurching away as he pumps her ass. It is odd though. With every stroke her expression remains the same. Blondie seems totally unaffected by anything Ed can do even to her asshole. He finally fucks her long enough to cum and leaves most of his load in or on her freshly fucked asshole. Blondie does such a good job that Ed invites her back to fuck a big dick. Jake Steed dishes out the serious meat and lights up Blondie in a way that Ed couldn't. He gives her some long strokes and fills her tight little pussy. Maybe the next Best of movie should feature Jake doing the work so se can see more like this.

Jennifer close out the movie in rather dull fashion. She's a cute enough girl I guess, but after two hours of future stars, watching an amateur girl fuck Ed with one eye on the clock isn't exactly special. Actually her energy isn't all that bad, but it still makes me think that the movie should have ended two scenes ago.

Obviously there are only two reasons to watch this disc. I know that Ed does have a lot of fans out there so mostly this movie is for you. It is a collection of scenes from quite a while ago that will appeal to Ed's core audience. It is also worth a look for anyone who likes taking a look at porn girls before contracts, implants, retirements and whatnot. Stephanie Swift, Linda Thoren and Kristy Myst are particularly of interest and show great potential even against horrible odds. They manage to shine even as Ed Hobbit-fucks them with his micro-penis. In all fairness a few of the girls do seem to be having a decent time and even the ones who look bored don't look totally disgusted. Call it a tribute to their professionalism I suppose.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM