Roger's Rating:

50 to 1? What could the title of this movie mean? No, it's not the odds against UCLA beating USC this year. No, it's not the ratio of gay to straight players in the WNBA. It's not even the final score of the game the last time Sean Michaels played Brandon Iron in a game of 1 on 1. It is actually the ratio of females to males in this new Brandon movie. (Which should probably be called “Every Man's Fantasy” but perhaps that one was already taken.) Brandon basically has fifty girls all lined up for one on one scenes. This isn't one of those “luckiest” guy gang bangs where one guy nails a dozen girls at a time. Not that there is anything wrong with those movies of course. Brandon does things the right way though, enjoying these young cuties one at a time for maximum face (and pussy) fucking fun.

Girl number one is Sunshine. She starts out with a short interview, but is on her knees sucking his cock in less than three minutes. He keeps asking her questions during the POV blowjob which might bug some people, but in a movie this long, I think it's kind of interesting. Brandon turns her around and gives her a few solid strokes in doggy before filling her mouth with cum. The new girl happily swallows and hands him off to the next lucky lady.

Courtney Simpson is a great looking blonde who talks about her athletic background while Brandon admires her feet. I happen to love her flexibility and find her high leg kicks to be great tease action. He gets her to give some great looking POV head, stopping to do the splits and work his cock with her feet. No fucking here, but she takes a shot in the mouth and licks her toes to give some bonus fetish appeal.

Nicole is a cute young thing who would look felonious without her ink and her grown-up girl backside. Brandon knows quite a bit about her so he gives her stats while she is flashing those pretty eyes at us Other than a few foot breaks, this one stays focused on her face where it belongs.

Vanilla Skye is another fresh-faced cutie who becomes more charming as her short interview moves forward. You have to love her dimples and the great legs she shows off. Once the sex begins, she does her best to swallow that big cock. If you like girl next door types who know how to get nasty, then you are going to love this girl. She sucks and swallows like a champ.

Add Bianca Pureheart to the list of cute little girls who love to suck big cocks. She tells us that she prefers to swallow and has been doing it for just a few years. (Bianca is 22 though she looks a whole lot younger.) Even though the foot thing totally misses the mark with me, Bianca is hot from head to toe. She does some gagging, but even that can't really turn me off here. That's how freaking hot she is.

Gen Padova is one of those girls who can actually carry on a conversation while sucking cock. She is one of the best oral artists in all of porn so they don't get to talk too much before the blowjob begins. Once it does, she shines, flashing great eye contact to the camera and pleasing fans of the loud gag-fest blowjob.

McKenzie Wilson is a super cute girl with a face that everyone is going to want to cum on. She also has an awesome ass that is shown off nicely while she talks about going to Boston University, running in the Boston Marathon and other interesting tidbits. She is adorable on her knees and I love the fact that Brandon lets her suck instead of fucking her face. She is a girl we should expect big things from.

Jamie Huxley is another really new girl with a dynamite smile that lights up the room. Brandon gives her a little bit more time to talk as she shows off her body. I think that we are looking at another rising star. Her blowjob skills are quite good as well and those pretty eyes are going to win her plenty of fans. Watching her swallow is enough to make us all want to see her again.

Disc two gives us more of the same. More girls, more interviews, more probing questions, more toes, more POV blowjobs and basically more action that you either love or don't based on how you felt about the first disc.

Among the highlights on the second disc is Monica Sweetheart. She is always a highlight. We get to watch her show off that body and if you really want something challenging, I dare you to look for something on Monica that is less than perfect. Her blowjobs are great and she really does seem to respond well to Brandon and his big cock. The feet thing kind of kills it for me, but this is still great action with a big swallow shot at the finish.

For those of you who didn't get enough from the 50 girls in the movie, you can enjoy a bonus scene. It features Judy Starr so it's damn hot. We also get a director bio, previews and a special look at 50 to 1 #2.

This movie is more of an event than a typical stroke flick. That makes it pretty interesting to watch even if the reviewing all 50 scenes would have been redundant. (Even more so than usual.) I've hit the highlights here so you get the idea. It's a simple format repeated forty-nine times. (There is one two on one.) Brandon does a pretty good job with the interviews, asking some questions that are interesting and getting some pretty sexy stories from the girls. Most of the sex is oral, with ton of POV blowjob footage. Almost every scene has at least some lingering foot shots. Many of them have actual foot jobs. He has some of the girls doing the gagging blowjob stuff. In short, he gives us a little taste of all of the things he's always brought to his movies. Fans of the gagging and foot fetish stuff will be really happy, but pretty much everyone can enjoy this movie. There are tons of great looking girls, some new and some more familiar to the raincoat crowd. It may take you more than one sitting to get through this sexual marathon, but more often than not Brandon brings us something great. So in the end, I'd say that the 50 to 1 title refers to your odds against finding a better orally oriented stroke flick on the video store shelves.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM