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Taking a trip on our way-back machine we are going to visit a time when porn as we know it didn't exist. Most of the girls in today's porn weren't even born when these classic Christy scenes were filmed. Ms. Canyon was the first porn who ever registered on my sexual radar and I spent a couple of years watching everything I could find with her in it. Over the years I saw just about every scene she did and I've been waiting for some of these to show up on DVD. The good folks at Alpha Blue have put some together for us. The picture quality is more than a little bit shaky and like all classic sex scenes, they suffer a bit compared to the gonzo work of today. So if y'all don't mind I am going to step into the time capsule and enjoy one of the finest women in the history of porn. (Who hasn't' contacted me in ages by the way.)

From “Woman in Pink” we get Christy coming home late at night to her husband Tom Byron. She slips out of her dress and we get a good look at the best tits in the history of smut. She joins him in bed and Tom crawls up between her legs to munch her muffin. They move into 69 where she gets her hands around his big cock and starts sucking. This scene doesn't exactly set things of fire with high-energy, but Tom slowly pumps his meat in and out of her pussy. The doggy footage is great and Tom finishes by fucking those great boobs and spraying a big load all over them.

In her scene from “Flesh & Ecstasy” Christy takes on two at a time. Her mouth is stuffed with hard cock while sexy little Nicole West licks her pussy. Nicole was a really under-rated little babe who matches Christy step for step. The girls share blowjob duties, but Christy dominates the actual fucking. She rides hard and gets a big load fired onto her thick bush. Not to leave Nicole out, both of them lick her until she squeal and creams.

What I remember most about the movie “Video Tramp” was the box cover. It was a tight shot of Christy's tits in a white tank top. The box has 3-D nipples that made it hard to forget. In the flick, Christy plays a horny girl who works in a video store. She pretty much fucks all of her customers and that's what we see in the next scene. Stopping in to see Marc Wallice and Byron, Christy doesn't need much small talk before the fucking starts. She looks awesome in her denim skirt and pink blouse. They start working her pussy with fingers and tongues. There is great look on her face as she pushes Tom's cock to the back of her throat. Marc whips out his little dick and Christy really has to suck hard to work it up. They move her into doggy so we can see her tits swaying while Tom does his best from behind. The reverse cowgirl is great for showing off her tits and she even gets a load on one of those funbags.

From the same movie, Christy hooks up again with Wallice. She locks the door to the store and takes him to the back room where she loses her sexy blue dress and lets him feast on that wonderful tit-meat. There are doing some sort of teacher/student role play, but Marc has his mouth too full to say much. Christy drops to the floor and sucks his cock. Marc is throbbing in her hand and there are some great shots from across the room as she is on all-fours with her ass exposed. She disrobes and squat fucks him in RC, showing off a fantastic body. They fuck for a while and he shoots all over her ass. Even with a guy like Marc, Christy makes the scene look good.

Our video store chick is busy with female customers as well. Christy and Jessica Wylde go into the back room and compare tits. No contest, Christy's are real and spectacular. Christy likes the taste and is busy rubbing her pussy while she eats her new friend. Byron shows up when the girls are locked in a 69 and he puts his dick into Christy's mouth. He gives them each a quick fuck before exploding all over Jessica's butt.

One of the movies that was cut after the Traci Lords scandal was “Night of Loving Dangerously.” It featured Christy working with Ginger Lynn in a lingerie-clad romp. They kiss for a while and then Ginger eats her out. The two superstars grind pussies together and look great together. The contrast between these two is tremendous and gives us a nice warm up for the next scene.

When Ginger is busy sucking Peter North's cock by the pool, Christy shows up wants a piece. A longer blowjob would have been good since both women are excellent with their mouths. Peter is anxious to get up into Christy though and Ginger is happy to suck those big tits and wait for Peter to dump his huge load onto Christy's ass. Ever the hot slut, Ginger licks his dick clean .

Still working together, Ginger and Christy take Jamie Gillis to bed and give him a lot to be happy about. He fucks Christy flat on her belly until it's time to move her into spoon. Jamie pulls Ginger on top and teases us by spreading her ass cheeks open. After the girls 69 some more, he moves into Ginger's butt, fucking her hard while Peter watches from the door. He shoots a big load onto the small of her back while Christy has her mouth wide open nearby. She licks some of his cum off of her ass, but it is pretty clear that Ms. Canyon is not fond of the ball batter.

The final two scenes are from a movie called “The Enchantress” where Christy once again gets to work with Peter. She teases and gives a super quick blowjob before Peter focuses his attention on her monster mams and waiting slit. With just her heels still on, she wraps her legs around his body and lets him fuck her with that big stick. Her body looks great in doggy, but they spend most of the scene in reverse cowgirl with a big tit-fuck finish. Peter sprays a huge load all over that rack. (Clash of the Titans anyone?) The movies final scene brings Christy, Peter and Heather Wayne together. Heather was built a lot like Ginger and she does a really good job passing his cock back and forth between her mouth and Christy's. He gets her from behind this time, making her tits shake with every stroke before shooting up her back.

There are bonus scenes as well with Christy fucking Mike Horner on a car and another dude in bed. There is a trailer and a link to an interview that sadly doesn't work. The two extra scenes are really nice and I like the photo gallery. Plus the trailer has that great shot of Christy jogging braless in a tank top.

It's hard to look at this and compare it to the porn of today. Would we all love to see an eighteen year old Christy work with Mike John or Jules Jordan? Of course we would. At the same time, it's impossible to miss just how hot she was back in the day. The picture quality on this disc is a bit shaky, but the original tapes were probably in horrible shape. As a fan I love this disc and will happily get rid of a few VHS tapes now that I have these scenes on DVD. It's not going to appeal to everyone, but I really liked it.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM